Anastasia, Mother of TWO! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a genius.
I now have two sons. Everything about them is the best that I know of. One truth I know for sure is that children are the greatest blessing in life.
I have a husband. I have been plotting to kill him every day for the past 2 years, although I have hated him for over 5 painstakingly insufferable years. I spend millions of dollars hiring teams of people to carry out my murderous plots. The teams are as follows: Plot Creation, Execution Planning, Tech Support, Weapon Design, Equipment Management, and Assassins. If you are seeking employment, and feel that you have much to offer in one of these areas, please contact my Human Resources Department at 661-999-5555.
I totally think I'm all cool n' stuff. And yes, Jesus really took my shoes - right out of my shopping cart. It was just His way of telling me "ENOUGH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, ENOUGH!" And I didn't buy a pair of shoes for over two months...
I have recurring donut dreams about shiny frosted multi-colored donuts. Seriously.

My Interests

Motherhood, Piano, Guitar, Family, Theology, Nursing, Sleep, Wine, and Dancing. I am a dancing fool.

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone but you

Music:

Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, Billie Holiday, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Chet Baker, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Buddy Rich, Elvis, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Cream, Miles Davis, Queen, Journey, Roxette, The Cure, and all the rest of the classic 80's artists (too many to mention), Harry Connick Jr., Dave Grusin, Nirvana, Radiohead, Sublime, Smashing Pumpkins, 311, Green Day, Bush, Weezer, Ani DiFranco, Jack Johnson, Red Garland, Dashboard Confessional, Bjork, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, The Format, Jenoah, Copeland, Death Cab for Cutie/Postal Service, Pedro the Lion, Franz Ferdinand, Muse, Hello Goodbye, The Von Bondies, Elliot, Me Without You, The Mars Volta, and Steel Train, Aurora Beckons, Anna Ternheim, and some Disco, Motown, and Funk. I do enjoy a good hip-hop tune on occasion. So pretty much anything but Country.

Movies:

The Jerk, The Three Amigos, Gladiator, Schindler's List, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, A Time To Kill, Passion of the Christ, and anything with Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt in it.

Television:

I don't have cable TV because it is a waste of time and money. I have watched enough TV throughout my life to have made a definitive conclusion. Cable TV = Slanted Media and Crappy Shows, for the most part. I'm far too busy for such things. I do, however, now watch The Office, and an occasional sporting event at my parents' house when I need a TV fix.

Books:

Desiring God, Connecting, Goodnight Moon, Pat the Bunny, and the Bible.

Heroes:

My Daddy