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God Send Transmogrification!

No I Just Don't Fit In.

About Me

"If you take care of the small things, like buying toilet paper or brushing your hair, the big things will just fall into place."

"Even death?"

"Even death will assume a perfect logic."


I'm the best Super Mario Kart player around.I can probably kick higher than you.I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, the feeling of jello squishing between my toes and the sound of my teeth grinding.My thumb locks, my jaw clicks, my back spasms like a muthafucka, I've lost feeling in most of my left hand, and my knee is just plain strange.I get intense stomach pains in the morning.I've fainted twice, while peeing.I use a lot of toilet paper.My car probably is awesome!That's an actual statistical fact you know.I'm addicted to chapstick (AKA Crackstick) and probably have spent 40 dollars on my habit this past year.I used to sleepwalk but now I don't.I hear voices in my head just before I fall asleep.I haven't had a dream in a while and I'm thankful for that.When I was younger I used to have the same dream every time I had the flu.I am allergic to broccoli, kiwi, aspartame and some other stuff.They make my back spasm as mentioned previous. Aspartame excluded,Who the hell wants to know all this?You, obviously.My dog was a Monster McFat Sausage, her name is Tiny, I call her Link, Chuzu, Doggie Friend, Tonners, Tongers. I miss her.She loves my Dad and follows him everywhere.My dad's name is Harry.I call him Harry a lot, sometimes Heinz.Why?I don't know.After moving back in with my parents for 4 months, I realize where I get my paranoia.I'm pretty sure it's genetic.I miss Trevor!

My Interests

Douchebaggery in General

I'd like to meet:

Rodney Mullen, Rahzel, Mike "Fuckin" Holmes, Echo & The Bunnymen, and the guy who invented Mountain Dew!

Music:

Ocelot Onslaught and xEXCALIBURx and Ark/Bleeding Through/Error/ohGr/Portal/The Faint/Dismantled/HIM/Rasputina/Eerie Von/Misfits/Tom Waits/Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds/Tear Garden/Ohgr/Skinny Puppy/Cocteau Twins /The Cure/Wumpscut/Sisters of Mercy/Phillip Boa & The Voodoo Club/The 69 Eyes/Cinema Strange/Big Electric Cat/L7/The Weathermen/Scapa Flow/Welle:Erdball/Click Click/And One/The Mao Tse Tung Experiance/Buzzcocks/cEvin Key/Blacklisted/Jack Off Jill/Genitorturers/Tsunami Bomb/Girls Under Glass/Green Velvet/Janes Addiction/Porno For Pyros/Lou Reed/Meridian/Nosferatu/Legendary Pink Dots/Christian Death/The Chills/The Distillers/Young Marble Giants/VNV Nation/Covenant/Funker Vogt/Das Ich/Hocico/KMFDM/Leaether Strip/Apocalyptica/Lost Prophets/Type O Negative/Oghr/Joe Satriani/Pantera/Iron Maiden/(Old)Nine Inch Nails/The White Stripes/Slayer/A Perfect Circle/Buck 65/Miss Kittin/St Etienne/Cradle of Filth/The Bravery/Dresdan Dolls/Edward KaSpel/Echo and the Bunnymen/Martha and the Muffins/Roy Orbison/Travelling Willburys/3 Inches of Blood/Horrorpops/Le Tigre/The Tigerlillies

Movies:

The Neverending Story and anything by Seymour Butts

Television:

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Books:

Anything by Ian Banks, Bukowski and H.P. Lovecraft

Heroes:

Tom Waits and Andrew Benson

My Blog

Look up, Hannah. Look up!

I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Have I mentioned this before!

Econoline Crush is the greastest band that there has ever been or ever will be! If you disagree, you are a uncultured swamp donkey. But I, being a kindhearted person, still wish you the best in your f...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST

An open letter to the nutsack that pulled a hit and run on my car:

Dearest Operator of Said Automobile, Thanks for the good time today! I'm pleased as punch, that you hit the back left of my car. Nothing has brought me greater joy than looking at my car toda...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:15:00 PST

The New Shit!

Lightscribe is the new KRUNK! Fuck Blu-Ray, Fuck HD-DVD, Fuck Dual Layer, Fuck UMD, Fuck DOG Seriously what's fucking radder than a burner that labels your media with whatever you want? That's ...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST

I had a RAD day at work!

Alright! My job blows. When I was hired I was told it is a slow time. And it is. (So slow that if I steal a pen, the company may have to file for bankruptcy... I stole 2 today) Anyway I was told it wa...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:32:00 PST

Death Dealer

So I started a new job, 2 and a 1/2 weeks ago. I'm trained as a graphic designer and that is what this job was advertised as. So I start and all seems fine but then they drop this "artist renderings" ...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:40:00 PST

"...Not Forever"

"...Not Forever" by Tsunami Bomb Not to be confused with "After Forever" by Black Sabbath This is quite possibly the greatest song in the history of greatest songs. It gets me pumped. It's li...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 03:10:00 PST

White Logos

How fuckin hot are white logos? If there where more white logos it would make our world most awesomer. I mean look around you: Most likely your walls are white(ish), your appliances are white, paper i...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:39:00 PST

Long Weekends Suck

They'll never be the same without you.
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EXTREME Metal

100 rules of death metal Stolen from Somewhere You must listen to (and name) at least 100 metal bands (power metal not included) before you are extreme. Hair must be shoulder length, longer, ...
Posted by God Send Transmogrification! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST