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i r baboon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

One day I will write a book and be a millionaire, until then let me sleep. My name's Dan & I live in Bristol. I work for a bank with a bunch of idiots.

My Interests

Getting wasted, sleeping, being a nause, cricket, football, films, retro games, gambling, music, warcraft

I'd like to meet:

Clowns, Pirates and Ninjas only please. Anyone with half a brain is a good start

Music:

I hate it when 2 cats meow at the same time, it sounds worse than my alarm clock. Indie, rock, punk old and new, I can generally listen to any music when I'm drinking though

Movies:

Aliens, Dodgeball, LOTR, Star Wars, Zoolander, Leon, Super Troopers, Kung Pow, Starsky and Hutch, Predator, Brick, Gladiator, Donnie Darko, Clone Wars Volume 1+2, Sin City

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Red Dwarf, Dragonball Z, Dungeons + Dragons, Thundercats, Boston Legal, House, CSI occasionally.

Books:

Listing authors is probably easier... George R R Martin, David Eddings, Raymond E Feist, Terry Brooks, Kevin J Anderson, Richard Laymon, Jim Butcher

Heroes:

Harry Dresden, the only wizard for hire in the world

My Blog

PC Problems

A young man is sat at home on his PC, fooling around on the Internet in the early hours of the morning. He stumbles upon a site about ghost stories and other strange tales, and decides to make up one ...
Posted by i r baboon on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

999 Call - a short story

"999 Emergency Services, how may I help you?" "I need the police." Replied a sobbing voice of a young boy. "Ok, I'll put you straight through, don't panic." The operator replied. "Avon Police Station,...
Posted by i r baboon on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

The EFillo Strain - a short story

The E-Fillo Strain****************************Paragon, Ohio, Population 4519, 14th June 2004****************************Part ..1Booting up his computer, he quickly loaded up msn, and was greeted with ...
Posted by i r baboon on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

Last Journey (a short story)

Last JourneyA man awakens in a field not too far from here. He has no recollection of how he got there, what day it is, and struggles to remember who he is. An eerie silence is all that he can hear. L...
Posted by i r baboon on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST