I hurt people. I'm a dick, im reckless, arrogant,
stupid dick .Well i gotta tell ya, being a dick ain't so bad.
See, there are three kinds of people:
Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along
and dicks just wanna fuck all the time
without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes,
And all the assholes want
is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks
once in a while because pussies
get fucked by dicks.
Pussies may think they can deal
with assholes their way.
But the only thing
that can fuck an asshole
is a dick with sum ballz.
so dicks also fuck assholes,
The problem with dicks
is that sometimes they fuck too much
Or fuck when it isn't appropriate
And it takes a pussy
to show them that.
But sometimes pussies
get so full of shit
that they become assholes
themselves.
Because pussies are only an
inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much
in this crazy, crazy world...
...but I do know that if you don't
let us fuck thesw assholes...
...we are gonna have our dicks
and our pussies......all covered in shit....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kalid
Birthday: 01/10
Birthplace: DC
Current Location: jordan
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: middle eartern
The Shoes You Wore Today: air forces
Your Weakness: when a gurl licks my stomach
Your Fears: godd
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffed crust veggie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass all of ma semesters
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: a women
Your Bedtime: infinite
Your Most Missed Memory: i dunn remember haha
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dairy Queen
Single or Group Dates: one on one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yipi
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: i rap
Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: yupe
Do you belive in yourself: yupe
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: ya
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: fo sho
Do you like Thunderstorms: till now
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: ya
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ya
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been called a Tease: not that i call
Ever been Beaten up: haha nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i wanna be killed while fightin' for sumthing real
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alota things but ma dream is to be a foot ball playa
What country would you most like to Visit: Italia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: in between
Height: 5'6
Weight: 60 and less
Best Clothing Style: dunno
Number of Drugs I have taken: once
Number of CDs I own: ifinite
Number of Piercings: 2 most
Number of Tattoos: 5 most
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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