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daniel

for the term of his unnatural life

About Me

yo my name is minus the cynic i love to praise Jesus Christ with my lyrics send all the koala bears and kangaroos into hysterics cause i am just so esoteric like a choleric please no more colonic irrigations the soil of our land is polluted by radiation nuclear powered howards blasting all across the nation i wont be a coward and be overpowered by fear of mass immunization this is the homogenisation of quality product this is the forced sterilisation of our babies these are the lies we tell ourselves as we sing ourselves to sleep this is the sound of a camel weeping a heart rate monitor beeping the sound of bob marley tupac grits and fourth avenue jones leaking from my speaker box as i pull the rocks out of my socks i refuse to be a lukewarm puke dressed up in mooks ride or die for my spooks yo i was born twenty four years ago from the uk to the oz i go against the flow never been to usa i just like to rap that way cause i was educated by sugar hill and cypress hill and destinys child wanted me to pay they bills but i didnt have the cash got strapped took the rap cause i wanted to be a scapegoat scrapped off the bottom of your boat like a barnacle rapping in carnegie hall with barnie punky brewster and a million other rap rock neanderthals blast off like cannonballs first we rise then we fall we must answer Gods call to take the gospel message all around the world from the kids on the streets to the valley girls hey china town we got the piggies on parade we got the golden dragons floating above the foliage drenched shade we got the nightclubs open all hours kids bopping in the streets eating pancakes from the parlour cause maple syrup drenched pikelets taste so sweet yeah i never was that good at politics yeah i never was that good at religion but when you put them both together religion and politics spells rap to me baby cause i come from a christian heritage i wont live my life in hermitage even though it seems that way ever since my missionary life got deactivated still i wont be bitter and twisted i just dip my coffee in my biscuits you gotta preach the gospel everywhere be willing to risk it cause Jesus spilled his blood for all us misfits :)

My Interests

hip hop stamp collecting basketball cards tazos i like collecting stuff basically i am like a butcher bird my room is like a magpies nest full of borrowed things from other places happy meal toys kinder surprise toys comics movies hip hop and punk rock music

I'd like to meet:

a godly christian lady who believes in jesus i love african and asian girls i love polynesian and melanesian girls i want to meet a beautiful woman who loves Jesus aged somewhere between 18-30 i dont care if she is older than me or younger than me as long as she loves Jesus that is the most important thing and the second most important thing is that she has to come from african or asian cultures just because God called me to bridge the gap and be somebody that crosses cultural boundaries and i cant do that if i just duplicate my pigment so any african or asian ladies who love Jesus dont be shy drop on by you are the apple of God's eye

Music:

hip hop and punk rock music also some world music and alternative that is hard to classify or pidgeonhole i mostly like music with words but i do have some miles davis cause it helps me to think out of the box plus i love the unpredictability of jazz music there is so much freedom in jazz because it is all about improvisation and as a rapper i can relate to that cause i love freestyling but i hardly ever write down my lyrics cause it sounds better when its spontaneous also i love the fact that people from all different cultures make jazz and jazz brings people together hey well hip hop does that too but you have to respect the roots cause it came from africa and began with call and response in the jungles of ghana and then it was infused with the spicy rhythms of jamaica thank u cool herc for bringing hip hop to the states thank u afrika bambaata for pioneering the dj movement little known fact aussies created the sampler even if we only used it to sing mary had a little lamb we did it people so be proud also be proud of all african and asian and aussie rappers who be promoting the hip hop game both locally and overseas most importantly be proud of cats like arrested development shout out to speech for crossing over to mainstream and not compromising making Godly music and promoting positive images through hip hop muzak everybody peep since the last time in stores now :)

Movies:

i like african american movies my favourite actor is denzel washington and halle berry im really proud of them for winning oscars i hope forrest whitaker wins this year for his mindblowingly awesome performance of idi amin ok so check out last king of scotland also man on fire that movie was the bomb denzel is a bodyguard for this mexican couple and he saves this little girls life i also like disney cartoons cause they are fun and entertaining my favourite one is proud family cause beyonce sings the theme song and its one of the few shows i know that is about a family that is both hispanic and african american oh yeah and also thats so raven cause im cravin that beautiful raven symone she is the queen of tween comedy knowwhatimsaying

Television:

my wife and kids is the bomb damon wayans is a laugh riot the girl that plays his daughter is a hot tamale i think they changed her in the middle of the show i love jessica lucas from life as we know it she is drop dead gorgeous impossibly unobtainable but never the less she is beautiful she is sassy and she is an independent woman and she can be sweet and innocent and compassionate also i wish i was in bens shoes so i could kiss her after school i guess i love life as we know it cause it brings me back to my old school days of being at school i guess back then you feel like life is full of hope and purpose and all your dreams are yet to be fulfilled and you have so much potential and expectation for what is gonna happen next

Books:

anything by maya angelou or zadie smith pearl cleage also some indian writers kiran desai salman rushdie vs naipaul i like jamaican british or indian british writers i guess cause im a pommy but also cause i like to see the world through somebody elses eyes zadie smiths books are the bomb especially on beauty those characters have stayed with me for a long time also she is very good at writing about different cultures cause she comes from a multicultural background and she should not be associated with that dumb movie candy cause she is so much better than that cheap lolita rip off check out also calvin and hobbes and boondocks comics cause boondocks are these hilarious african american cartoon characters one of them is intellectual and the other one is gangsta and there is even a multiracial character that is like an amalgamation of mariah carey so basically its got all bases covered

Heroes:

maya jupiter nik toth and mc trey of foreign heights for promoting aussie hip hop grits aka coffee and bone for making christian hip hop with dope rhyme skills that has crossed over into such movies as fast and furious and somethings gotta give and according to my homie moa they have also been shown at halftime hockey and baseball games in canada i love grits their music is the bomb harriet tubman is my hero for helping the slaves escape from america to canada through the underground railroad also lily allen and lady sovereign and dizzie rascal and mia for making modern uk hip hop that is popular without compromising the message also roots manuva for making me wanna boogie with intelligent rhymes also my heroes are all my homies out there on the mission field risking your lives to spread the love of Jesus worldwide you guys are the real heroes :)