Shopping Carts A-Go-Go |
Every night, every goddamn night, a mysterious figure appears behind my building. And do you know what he does? No, not crack, that's in the stairwell. No, this fellow's drug of choice (or maybe anti-... Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Same Rubber Duckies, Slightly Bigger Bathtub. |
"Cute, Yellow, Chubby, Valuable to ScienceIn 1992, nearly 29,000 bright yellow rubber ducks broke free of their bathtub-bound destinies and set off to sail the high seas. While the company whose cargo... Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST |
bitches and hoes..... |
Say "Tiny Turtle" Goddammit! Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST |
so...i’m leaving the country. |
Really. I am.All y'all bitches have but a mere 11 more months to put up with me/hang out with me/make out with me. And then it's off to the good ol' czech republic.(bon voyage planning should begin...... Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST |
It came from beyond my wireless plan...! |
i received a text message from an unknown number and it said "restaurant matches make for the perfect memento". i figured that this was:a) some guy i drunkenly gave my number to (though this was unlik... Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:05:00 PST |
how to make korean puff pastry. |
Ingredients: All trumps, almond flour, full-strength flour, soft silk flour, S-500, cake mix, corn flour, honey, brown sugar, sugar, corn syrup, strawberry jam, raspberry jam, margarine, butter, egg c... Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST |
the most disheartening fortune cookie ever. |
"you will grow old in material wealth and comforts." Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST |
i've reached a new low. |
'hennes and mauritz' aka h&m can be broken down into over 200 words. dan and i came up with 203 during my fitting room shift. a few examples: zenith smut underneath sedate tandem senate haute ... Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |