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A Bang! Mayhem rolls...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

If I see an anti-matter version of myself rushing towards me, I'll think twice before embracing it.

My Interests

language, artificial intelligence, time travel, cats with party hats.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who isn't up their own arse.hey kid, you like robots? i got some ROBOTS for ya.

Music:

things with the boom boom and the bang bang and the neener neener.

Movies:

excessive gore, excessive nudity, excessive french people.

Television:

twin peaks. futurama. strangers with candy.

Books:

anything written by Bohumil Hrabal, Milan Kundera, Sartre, Tom Robbins, Robert Anton Wilson, and Richard Brautigan, for the most part. Old Norse and O.E. epics. non-fiction concerning the following: time travel, physics in general, evolutionary biology, histories of the Russian Revolution, linguistics, histories of terrorism, etc. love letters. junk email.

Heroes:

diner waitresses.

My Blog

Shopping Carts A-Go-Go

Every night, every goddamn night, a mysterious figure appears behind my building. And do you know what he does? No, not crack, that's in the stairwell. No, this fellow's drug of choice (or maybe anti-...
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST

Same Rubber Duckies, Slightly Bigger Bathtub.

"Cute, Yellow, Chubby, Valuable to ScienceIn 1992, nearly 29,000 bright yellow rubber ducks broke free of their bathtub-bound destinies and set off to sail the high seas. While the company whose cargo...
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST

bitches and hoes.....

Say "Tiny Turtle" Goddammit!
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:41:00 PST

so...i’m leaving the country.

Really. I am.All y'all bitches have but a mere 11 more months to put up with me/hang out with me/make out with me. And then it's off to the good ol' czech republic.(bon voyage planning should begin......
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST

It came from beyond my wireless plan...!

i received a text message from an unknown number and it said "restaurant matches make for the perfect memento". i figured that this was:a) some guy i drunkenly gave my number to (though this was unlik...
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:05:00 PST

how to make korean puff pastry.

Ingredients: All trumps, almond flour, full-strength flour, soft silk flour, S-500, cake mix, corn flour, honey, brown sugar, sugar, corn syrup, strawberry jam, raspberry jam, margarine, butter, egg c...
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST

the most disheartening fortune cookie ever.

"you will grow old in material wealth and comforts."
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST

i've reached a new low.

'hennes and mauritz' aka h&m can be broken down into over 200 words. dan and i came up with 203 during my fitting room shift. a few examples: zenith smut underneath sedate tandem senate haute ...
Posted by A Bang! Mayhem rolls... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST