A Brief History of Time:
First there were parameciums, or paramecia. Or something like that. Then the Egyptians built the Great Pyramids. They surely had help from aliens. Later, Julius Caesar conquered much. His successors were known to do many naughty things. More people fought each other and destroyed things. At some point the Magna Carta was signed. Then more people fought each other and destroyed things. Soonthereafter a great man was born; his name was Albert Einstein. He invented formulas that no one else could understand. And he was mentioned often in textbooks. Not long after that a band came together and called themselves Practically Einstein. They decided it would be a good idea to get together in small, loud rooms and argue about how many times the chorus should be played, and whether or not there should be a G Chord in there somewhere. And yet they are still here. With new songs! (Hurry--listen above.)
And now Practically Einstein has joined My Space. Along with with every other human band in creation. Or perhaps, just maybePractically Einstein is the first non-human band to join My Space. Whoa! Got put that one in the blender and spin it around.
I know this is a lot to grasp in one visit, so to sum up, Practically Einstein is here merely to try to enrich and embiggen your life. And even if they fail, at the end of it all, when you wake up in the morning, youll know, as you stretch out your arms and yawn, you indeed will know, that tomorrow you probably wont wet the bed again. We can almost assure you that you wont if you simply become our friend.
Best wishes,
Practically Einstein
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