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Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem)

I'm Not a Gun Nut, But I'd Love to Shoot a Flame Thrower!

About Me

"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride... and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten. It's all in Keseys' Bible... The Far Side of Reality."~Well lets see, my names Melissa and im a laid back party girl. I live in San Jose, and I'm very passionate about my music, my writing, and my photography. I also love art. I write in pretty much every form(i.e. Poems, stories,music/lyrics, and im working on 4 novels). I prefer black and white photography, though i do like color and editing on the computer. Some of my favorite artists are Brian Froud, MC Escher, Salvador Dali, Luis Royo, Keiichi Nishimura, Justin Bua, Jason Beam, Mike Bohatch, Mark Ryden, and many many others. I've been told i'm a "bad girl", and I like to try anything once so drop me a line either on here or aim (sweetmidnight923) or yahoo (rockerbitch923)and we'll let you decide for yourself. Take It Easy!

My Interests

this isnt the original dr demento but its the best animation i could find hahahah

I'd like to meet:

People, though animals are just fine too. :)

Music:

Some (not not all) of my favorite bansd are: Shadows Fall, Lamb of God, Otep, Children of Bodom,Slayer, Pantera, Damageplan,Alice in Chains,Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, KMFDM, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Velvet Acid Christ, Lacuna Coil, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Arch Enemy, Cradle of Filth, Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Dio, Scorpions, Skid Row, Def Leppard, Joe Satriani, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Yngwie Malmsteen, Meshuggah, (old)Metallica, Ministiry, Misfits, Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Rancid, Morbid Angel, Muse, Hatebreed, Nashville Pussy,Kittie, Incubus, Orgy, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, Garbage, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rush, Sublime, Temple of the Dog, 311, AC/DC, Acid bath, Alice Cooper, A Perfect Circle, Anthrax, Beatles, Bad Religion. Black Label Society, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Days of the New, Stabbing Westward, Monster Magnet, John Lee Hooker, Jimmy Reed, Bo Diddley, Little Willie John, T-Bone Walker, Odeta, Howlin Wolf, Guitar Slim, Freddy King, Sonny Boy Williamson, Otis Rush, Muddy Waters, Hound Dog Taylor& The House Rockers, Son House, Led Belly, Blue Oyster Cult, Blondie, Pat Benetar, David Bowie, Cake, Cannibal Corpse, Chimaira, Pig Destroyer, sevendust, The Haunted, The Clash, Coal Chamber, Rob and White Zombie, Jimi Hendrix, Stone Temple Pilots, GodForbid, Danzig, The Darkness, Deep Purple, Dimmu Borgir, Enigma, Weezer, Goldinger, Billy Idol, In Flames, Janes Addiction, Judas Priest, Johnny Lang, Massive Attack,No Doubt, Soft Cell, Sepultura, six feet under, Slipknot, Stone Sour, soil, System of a Down, Soulfly, Spinal Tap, T.A.T.U., the Strokes, Robin Trower, U2, Type O Negative, Vader, Velvet Revolver, ZZ Top, Steve Veigh,Victor Wooten, Jaco Pastorius (Weather Report), and many many many more and not in that particular order...

Movies:

Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Kill Bill Vol.1 and 2, Spinal Tap, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pink Flamingos, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissor Hands, Party Monster, Ed Wood, Cry Baby, Resevoir Dogs, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dawn of the Dead (the original and the remake), Motel Hell, Salome's Last Dance, Saw, Troy, Anything with Johnny Depp, Steve Buchemi (however you spell his name), or Adam Sandler, Amelie, Big Fish, Anything directed by Tim Burton, Gia, Wrong Turn, Cabin fever, Phantom of the Paradise, Cradle of Fear, Dreamcatcher, House of a 1000 Corpses,The Devils Rejects, Matrix triology, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, Femme Nikita, Diabolique, Cowboy Bebop, Run Lola Run, Malena, to name a few...

Television:

i dont watch too much TV, mostly CSI,Project Runway, Family Guy and other cartoons and stand up comedy.

Books:

Anthything by Hunter S Thompson, The Belgariad and The Mallorean by David Eddings, Wicked and Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister by Gregory McGuire, anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Laurell K Hamilton, Stephen King, Anne rice, Anne McCafferey, James Patterson, Iris Johansen, Tami Hoag, Clive Cussler, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child,Sohpie's World (a philosphy story, i dont remember the author)Plato's Republic, yeah i like murder mysteries, horror, and sci-fi/fantasy,and Philosphy

Heroes:

POWER METAL Hero rides in on a white unicorn, slays the dragon with an elven sword, rescues the princess and makes love to her in the enchanted forest.THRASH METAL: Hero comes, beats the dragon to death and fucks the princess.HEAVY METAL: Hero drives in on his Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a couple of bottles of beer and has sex with the princess.FOLK METAL: Hero comes with a bunch of friends who are playing accordions, violins, flutes and other instruments. Seeing all this, the dragon gets tired and falls asleep. After that, the hero and his friends leave.... Without the princess..VIKING METAL: Hero sails in on his drakkar, with his giant axe he chops off the dragon's head, skins the dragon's body and eats it. He rapes the princess till she dies, steals all the treasure from the castle and sets the castle on fire before sailing away on his drakkar.DEATH METAL: Hero comes in, kills the dragon, has sex with the princes, kills her and then leaves.BLACK METAL: Hero appears at midnight, murders the dragon and impales his body on a stake in front of the castle. After that, he sodomizes the princess, drinking her blood in the process. After that, he impales her body on the same stake.GORE METAL: Hero appears, brutally murders the dragon, spreading all of the dragon's entrails in front of the castle. He fucks the princess, then kills her. He then fucks her corpse, rips open her belly and eats her innards. He then fucks the corpse again and burns it.DOOM METAL: Hero appears, sees how huge the dragon is and thinks about the fact that he can never defeat such a huge beast. He gets very depressed and commits suicide. The dragon devours hero's lifeless body. Such is the end of this sad, melancholy story...PROGRESSIVE METAL: Hero appears with his guitar and plays a solo lasting 26 minutes. Dragon kills himslelf from boredom. Hero then enters the room of the princess where he proceeds to play another solo utilizing all the advanced guitar techniques he learned in conservatory. Princess runs away in search of hero from DEATH METAL section

My Blog

4/20 weekend

this shall be short and sweet, anyone that wants actual details can ask and i'll tell but i'm not fuckin typing it all.... but i was fucking SMASHED all weekend! i had a killer time at the barn! adn C...
Posted by Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem) on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

have you ever?

Have you ever felt like an empty shell  Like a zombie, like the living dead Like you've been dropped down an oubliette and theres no escape Have you ever felt that physical pain that made you wis...
Posted by Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem) on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:17:00 PST

this weekend

Well Abbottfest 06/Toys for Tots was lots of fun! all the bands sounded good (especially my dads band and DAB). The Marines got 700 toys! and i had lots and lots of fun with Brittany, Amanda, (nicole ...
Posted by Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem) on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST

Horseback riding on the beach

Today was Shannons 17th birthday (Happy Birthday Shannon!), and we went horseback riding on the beach in halfmoon bay with Sue, Teresa and Nicole, it was sSOOOOOOOOOOOO much fucking fun, that i'm STIL...
Posted by Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem) on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

Aerosmith, Motley Crue

Hey, well so far i only posted that one blog after i was asked to, i was kinda hopin that that'd be enough, but i guess not.... Well Halloween was fun this year. It took us the whole month of oct...
Posted by Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem) on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

babble

Okay well i was asked to blog and to start posting bullitens... what is everyones fasination with all this??? i suppose that its  good way to keep updated with friends that you dont always get to...
Posted by Captain Murphy (aka: Mistress of Mayhem) on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST