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ElizabethRose

Eschew..... bless you!!

About Me

Trying. to. embrace. joy. innocence. trust.
Trying. to. live. mindfully.

I guess I need to edit this thing. I am as nice as I can be until I'm not. Not everyone gets my jokes. But I think life is wonderful and funny and wistful and bright and I am determined to wring happiness and wreak havoc wherever possible. I am doubly determined to teach those things to my son. I hate soggy noodles. I love it when umbrellas flip inside out. My superpower: I can sleep anywhere. ANY. WHERE. I am just a little bit dark. I spell well. There is no appropriate enneagram for me. I have nothing to say. A lot.

hmm. Sort of fun, sort of serious too, abstract, trouble following rules.

But I sure can break a line....

LJ: Coagulate Me, Baby.....

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My Interests



Alphabetizing
Angora
Auryn
Books
Boris!!
Um. Boys?
Chai
Class
Crutch Racing
Curry
Delightful Wrongness
Diet Coke
Elliptical Expression
Family
Fierceness and Ferocity
Genus
Grace and Gallantry
High Impact Gyrations
Ideals
Inanity
Jung
Kingdom
Klingons!
Lion Oil
Love (lurrrve)
My son
Nanotech Distaster Scenarios
Pastafarianism
Order
Oro
Pallindromes
Phyllum
Queriosity
Robots Sin
Species
Teriffic Friends
Tremulousness
Understanding
Understating
Veracity
Whimsy
Words
Works-in-progress
Xylophone Music MP3s
Your Mom
Zeal

I'd like to meet:



You! AIM SplendidApnea1 Yahoo Somnambulist_Chick.

Music:

CDs I currently own:
Radiohead
Classical Masterpieces
25 Beethoven Favorites
Johnny Cash
M. C. Chris

For some reason, these have never been stolen, unlike all the rest. Go figure.

You know, sometimes life is better in 8-bit

Books:

Fitzgerald- This Side of Paradise, Beautiful and the Damned. Tom Robbins- Most of them. Cowgirls not as good... I'm leaning toward Skinny Legs and All as the best. TS Eliot- Well, Prufrock of course and Four Quartets. Practical Guide is okay. Oscar Wilde (you know, Dorian Gray) and pick up Di Profundis, you'll be glad. Camus- the Stranger, The Plague as well. Hmm. Trilogy but the Hobbit first. Ulysses by James Joyce. I kind of like John Irving but don't tell anyone. J.D. Salinger- Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zoey. Norton Juster's the Phantom Tollbooth is my favorite book ever. The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupery. Oh and Mervyn Peake- the Gormenghast Trilogy. La Sept Manifestes Dada. Douglas Coupland- Microserfs, Samuel Coleridge- ANYTHING, Douglas Adams- you know which ones. Dass- Be Here Now, you hippies, also The Only Dance There Is. William Gibson- Pattern Recognition. Aldous Huxley's Doors of Perception. Andre Breton's Poemes. Sartre- The Words-I don't care what the book snobs say about it. Nearly kill myself everytime I forget I hate his stuff and read Steven King. I think EVERYONE should read the Four Noble Truths by the Dalai Lama.

Heroes:

Them what has soldiered through insanity, cruelty, depravation, isolation, or segregation.

And Dr. Teeth

My Blog

tax returns

    oh. yes. 
Posted by ElizabethRose on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

overheard, have to share

:" I don't care if he got crossed eyes... I'll still fuck 'im!!!"
Posted by ElizabethRose on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

Rockstar

    Dear Jason,  Through an unusual physical phenomenon, the world is actually heavier for your loss.        This is also a new vein in our recent dis...
Posted by ElizabethRose on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:12:00 PST

He's an angel and dreams in prayers

stroking your hair as you slept, I felt like I was saying everything I'd ever wanted to.  
Posted by ElizabethRose on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:30:00 PST

No pedagogue

i like you even though you're plastic, and that pisses me off.  In other news, today the constancy and fickleness of loving a child hit me like a ton of bricks.  You can lose your whole worl...
Posted by ElizabethRose on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:31:00 PST

dammit all. nevermind.

what's the matter with this fucking thing that it won't let me paste!!!!!!oh well. If you've paid attention to me, you've read it anyway. Grr....
Posted by ElizabethRose on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:34:00 PST

chugalug

To date: Blog views: 1965 Blog comments: 68Kudos: 27.  Liz's reaffirmations of her utter lameness (i.e. total posts): 69!        Today today today I think about how ...
Posted by ElizabethRose on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:31:00 PST

resolved- resolute?

   
Posted by ElizabethRose on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:48:00 PST

MySpace Year in Review:

To get this, I did the same thing I did for my LJ year in review- except I just selected the first day of the month from the drop down menu.  I then selected the first line from the first entry e...
Posted by ElizabethRose on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:11:00 PST

series 3: remembrance

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Posted by ElizabethRose on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST