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Jessica

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About Me


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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 80%
Gluttony: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.LOOK OUT!
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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Blind Dancer.
Where You Lived: Mongolia.
How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Boobies' Names Are...
Kermit and Miss Piggy Boobie Name Generator
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I enjoy System of a Down, Prince, My Chemical Romance , Michael Jackson , Journey, Tom Jones, Lionel Richie , Stevie Wonder, Amy Winehouse, AFI, Carrie Underwood, Hall and Oates, Elvis...

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure , Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchor Man, Terms of Endearment, 40 year old virgin, Pans Labrynth, Mean Girls, About a boy, Wedding Crashers, So...I Married an Axe Murderer, Love Actually, Christmas Vacation, The Breakfast Club, Valley Girl, Talladega Nights...

Television:

Heroes, The Office, American Idol, Nip/Tuck, Lost, My Name is Earl, and any Made or True Life, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Curb Your Enthusiasm ...

Books:

Choke , Invisible Monsters, Naked, Dry, Magical Thinking and of course, Harry Potter (what a dork)

My Blog

Theft at the Courtyard

My car got broken into on Friday June 22, 2007 by a criminal (I would gather).  I went into work same as any other day in my very uneventful life, I parked my car in the parking garage under my o...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST

Scary Old People EVERYWHERE!

So I had a really odd day at work yesterday.  Many strange and creepy encounters with old people (or at least 2 real odd ones and 1 that I made seem odd in my head but may have really been nothin...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

All Alone - Just me and Justin Timberlake

So today is Friday, and although Courtyard Dental is usually open on Fridays, today it is not, and yet here I am.  All alone. I originally thought that it could be kinda fun to be all by myself a...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST

Half Dome and the realization that I am SO out of shape

My darling little sis Jill convinced me to go with her, her husband Dave, his sister Sarah and some other friends to hike up Half Dome in Yosemite this past Monday. Although I reminded her that I am j...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:55:00 PST

What is that smell?...Oh it's my eyeballs!

Well I think that I am officially done with all of my minor out-patient surgerys for 2006.  I had my tonsils out earlier in the year, and I just had my lasik done on Thursday, so unless I need a ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST

Who is watching me piss?

Alright so at my job there is a bathroom, which is quite common I suppose, except that I have the sneaking suspicion that someone is spying on my naked peeing behind (not that my behind is the part th...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:01:00 PST

HIPAA (Because I am crazy)

Alright, let me just start out by saying that I believe that I do have a mild form of OCD, this would explain many things in my life, like why I go absolutely nuts when I cannot remember that the...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:16:00 PST

Worst Day Ever!!!

So today at work I witnessed and was partially dragged into, not one, but two fights! Now let me explain that I do not work as a prison guard or a high school PE teacher or an anger management counsel...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:18:00 PST

Gross Tonsils!

I just finished eating a McDonalds egg, bacon, and cheese McGriddle meal, and I think that I may go get the Big Mac meal in about an hour. Tomorrow I have to get my gross, hole-y, tonsilith (bact...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST