Too many men, too little me |
I always thought that the male species has been dwindling to non existance until I realised I had been way too picky with men. Now suddenly I have an influx of attention from the opposite sex and coun...
Posted by ANNA-LONG-LEGS on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:36:00 PST |
The excited monkey |
I had a really interesting date at the zoo on Saturday and saw the funniest thing ever. Nick and I passed the monkey enclosure and saw this monkey sitting on a tree with his legs wide open. That littl...
Posted by ANNA-LONG-LEGS on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST |
Is it so wrong to scare little kids? |
My friend Joey discovered he had a problem yesterday. If you typed in this particular phrase in google, it gave everyone his MSN address. This led him to being messaged by 11 year olds who w...
Posted by ANNA-LONG-LEGS on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Hungover! |
I had a pretty interesting day yesterday. I woke up at 8am, which is extremely extraordinary given that for the past couple of weeks my normal rise from slumber is Noon. But I had a job to go to. So I...
Posted by ANNA-LONG-LEGS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST |
New Year Resolutions 2007 |
1. Stop being a freak magnet. It is not charming when guys follow you around reciting sonnets.
2. Stop dating the freaks.
3. Get my gun license
4. Get a pink crowbar encrusted with pink diamontes. Stu...
Posted by ANNA-LONG-LEGS on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST |
Death and television |
I've often complained about the lack of good shows on television and how I've become addicted to good, mindless junk that seems to be decreasing my IQ levels to bimbo standards. However, today I came ...
Posted by ANNA-LONG-LEGS on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST |
