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The Mojo

The World Is Round, My Square Don't Fit At All

About Me

You don't care. You're here cause you actually know me, or because you want to sell me something.

My Interests

Your Mom

I'd like to meet:

I don't care. If you are who you claim you are it'll be fine. p

Music:

NOFX!-- BEST BAND EVER! I know what everyone else thinks, so just shut your fucking mouth right now. You will never understand. PERFECT WORLD RUINED!-- But only AFTER the Emo stuff! To really get how awesome they are, you have to see them play. MySpace does them no justice
SHEENA!-- I never liked to dance before I met them! The cd is amazing, go buy it right now! Live show (especially 1019) is EPIC! BEST LOCAL SC BAND!Also: Orgy, Pitchshifter, Rush, Rancid, Lars Fredrikson and the Bastards, 65 Days Of Static, Tsunami Bomb, Hard-Fi, Thought Riot, Spineshank, Bad Religion, Ladytron, Guttermouth, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Monster Magnet, Johnny Cash, Jane's Addiction, Manic Hispanic, Propaghandi, Anti-Flag, Bouncing Souls, Blackfire, Small Paul, BadFellas, The Meat Curtains, SCUM, Strike Anywhere, Rise Against, Good Riddance, and more that I can't think of right now....

Movies:

Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Mel Brooks, Beerfest, Labyrinth (dance magic dance), Big Lebowski, South Park, Six String Samurai

Television:

Wondershowzen and South Park, with some Robot Chicken. Venture Bros. is ok, and so is/was Moral Orel. Anime: NEON GENEIS EVANGELION! Sayuki makes me laugh, Full Metal Panic was awesome if even only for it's final episode/battle. I love the original Tenchi series, and FF Unlimited had funny music.

Books:

Brian Lumley, Jeph Loeb, Alan Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, Brian M. Bendis, Joss Whedon, Philip K. Dick, David Sedaris, Bruce Campbell, Frank Millar, Grant Morrison

Heroes:

Fat Mike Jake Ruined And my brother, Vodka Dave

My Blog

A Shameless SHEENA Plug

I swear to god, you don't know how many mornings I wake up to this guy in my living room....
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

be there or be fucked

It's 10/19, bitches, which means it's time for the 1019 party we've been waiting for since.....10/19/05...anywho, you know where.  And it's fucking Sheena, so you know it's not gonna suck.  ...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

I repeat: who the fuck made me responsible for your happiness?

Seriously, why are there still people out there who will hound me until my death, playing off of my sympathy and guilt. Look, things were done, words were said, and the cards just didn't play out, so...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:31:00 PST

Bottles to the ground

1st fucking post of the new year, people.  I would like to take the moment to welcome my Border's homies, if they actually are reading this.  Mad props to the 387 crew. Anywho... So, New Yea...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:58:00 PST

Put upon the rack

So, the post-Christmas maddness started with a bang as Diana and I were fighting for a few days, which ended with us taking an undefined break.  The next fucking day, Ange tells me that Jackie w...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:21:00 PST

Do you smell that? It's the smell of MUTINY!!!

So, Christmas came and went.  Diana's family was, as always, very welcome towards me, and even dispite a few grumps, I'd say we had a good time.  I felt soooo horrible because Diana's gift d...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:36:00 PST

Be the best, climb the ladder....do it better, harder, faster!

Here we are, a scant 10 days away from dear old Jesus's birthday, and I've still yet to feel that holiday season buzz.  You know.  That "Christmas Joy" that seems to be the drug of choice fo...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST

...moving on then...

So, love to my *charming* girlfriend who took the time to post a blog for me, showing me just what she thinks of me... Anyway.... These are some notes I made to myself one day while at work on my own:...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:26:00 PST

Joey: Mythical Hero or Tangible Villian? You decide.

My girlfriend is awesome. ... That is all. I also wanted to mention that my butt is smelly and that sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and kiss my beeeeautiful reflection. Sigh. I'm so handsom...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:45:00 PST

"Tis the season" -or- "Speak to me like that again, and I'll poison your latte, asshole"

Nothing like the holidays to remind you of how much you care about the wonderful and awesome people around you.  Also, there's nothing like the holidays to remind you what a waste of dna, energy ...
Posted by Allison Change (get it?) on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:58:00 PST