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About Me

I am the result of various government tests that resulted in the super dna strand : K. Also, I think my parents had something to do with it. I can't really remember becasue frankly, I hate everything. Also, my aunt thinks I am a GREAT person. Thats all you get. And I am a drunk, but that is really it.

My Interests

I am intrested in all forms of "apey" behavior. Also, I have a full compliment of super powers I am "intrested" in. Most noteably the power to create super quiet sounds.

I'd like to meet:

Really hot women. Not just fire victims, I'm talking hot in the superficial sense. Also, red heads = BONUS. And also, if they are drunks that is pretty coo too. OK!!! Fine. As long as the person has minimal vital signs I guess they will do. But I'm pretty upset now.

Music:

I like everything you hate. I hate everything you like. Therefore I hate you, and music. But the Rainbow Bright song is ok, I suppose.

Movies:

If it ain't got Star in the title then screw it, why bother. Also, I saw a movie about this girl named Gage. You should see it.

Television:

TV is so bad now, it makes me think music might be ok. I'd rather get a lobotomy performed by Muhammed Ali then watch one more minute. Except that one show where something happens. It's ok.

Books:

I read one, it was ok. But I think it was an audio book.

Heroes:

Markie Post, Ron Jeremy, and the guy who created stout beer. They have all saved my life in one way or another.

My Blog

Cigars are the fingers of GOD!...

I was thinking this is prolly true. Each time you smoke a lovely cigar you are incenirating one of God's endless supply of fingers. It is not only holy, it is damned near demanded by Jesus in the bibl...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We really are taller...

We here in the US are pretty tall, but recently I discovered we really are tall. I discovered this while watching some Japanimation cartoon. Man compared to those guys we sure are tall. I'd say we are...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Fellowship of the Log : Bits and Clone Day 5

Welp here is another dip into the vomitous mind of Bits and Clone. Another day of nothing important, but more fun none the less. So without further egg goo... Noverber 26,2002 (Bits name was changed t...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Detailed Reason as to why I hate Micheal Landon. Even post mortum....

Well, now that I got your attention what I really wanted to say was this. Micheal Landon was a total asshole. He told my friend, NO AUTOGRAPH! I don't care if he had to take a shit or not, we were wai...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bits and Clone Ride Again! - Log day 4

Well this one will be the best yet. Cause its got the word Retarfo in it. And if you can pass that up, you are a lamer man than I. Also, maybe more time concious. Plus its me and Bits sparing, how can...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bits n Clone Monologues : Starring Amy Grant as Bits and Clone

Well, this is a long kinda boring conversation between Bits and I. We were discussing our pending phone purchases. It should be noted, niether of us got the phones we wanted. In fact we both ended up ...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My preconcieved (and incorrect) notion that I care.

Today as I sit on the threshold of yet another pointless day of existence, I began to wonder, do I really even feel like waking up today? If I just kept sleeping, at least I would be warm, and for the...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Bit's and Clone Diaries : Day 2

Welp, I am going to give you the double shock two in one day mega whammo. If you read the first entry, then you know whats up. If you didn't, dear God are you insane? Get to readin. This is from Novem...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My microwave is a beast.

I don't normally say much about home appliances. It just seams like a waste of time. How good can one couch be, you know? But today I found out that my microwave is deserving of the high praise and re...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I hate my boss, Gail...

Normally my boss Gail is a pretty decent guy. Someone I wouldn't put on my "to kill list". But today he tried to upgrade his standing to "wanted dead, not alive", by attempting to take my life. You se...
Posted by Clone-K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST