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Mr.Bits

I blame the entire Flu epidemic on mistletoe!

About Me

Just a simple man with a cult-like group of loyalists who enjoy my humor-infused meditative words, as well as, my incredible Cheese & Cheese & Cheese & Macaroni Recipe. Most Importantly I'm destined to become the Amazon.com 1 reviewer, Check me. Mr.Bits Latest Reviews
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My Interests

I used to be into freebasing Very Berry Kix, before that Kix, then I was into cooking. Right now I'm really into filling text boxes online, but I'm sure it's just a phase.

I'd like to meet:

Ron Popeil-5 WORDS...."Set it and forget it"

Music:

I won't waste my time and yours. Let's face it my superior tastes just simply cannot be comprehended by mere mortals and I will end up looking haughty. If you must know right now I be spinnin' a platter by Waxamillion-"Ain't Got No Panties On"

Movies:

Overall I'm a fan, but right now I'm anxiously waiting for Punk'd:The Movie with an ensemble cast of current pop/rap stars. In which almost all of them die very slow, graphic, and highly painful deaths due to a filming accident(preferably involving a helicopter crash and the ebola virus) and in reality Punking Ashton Kutcher for life. Nothing beats reoccuring nightmares about killing friends to Punk a guy real good.

Television:

I find that nothing eases the pain of menstrual cramps like the sugary-sweet heat pad called the CW, formerly the WB.

Books:

Experiences in the early days of the Internet with wordy websites gave Mr.Bits a deep hatred for large gathering of words and letters. Mr.Bits Reviews
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My Blog

Media Con.

The duality of Cable providers is not Television programming and broadband services, but rather, it is the beauties of being raped and robbed simultaneously. We all seek that time after work, perhaps ...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Modern American Hearth

The warm glow illuminating the intimacy of our living rooms. Lighting the faces of kinships and friendships. Glimmered incubator for a daydream's eyes. Walls aflickered on romantic eves, holiday gath...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rite of passage

Ah yes my children. Life blesses us with gifts to acknowledge our passage through time. At 9 some learn to ride a bike. At 13 a variety of gifts are given. At 16 we drive ourselves to new indepen...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Crucial Post about my Reviews.

As an early Amazon.com user, ravenous consumer, and a complete Technocrat, I seek the best of what commercialism has to offer. It was a few years ago when Amazon began to allow consumers to personally...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ignoranus

Ignoranus n. pl. ig-no-ra-nus-es -An ignorant person who is also an asshole. Not only did that guy cut in front of me in traffic, but then he flipped me off.
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Last Samurai, Delicatessen

Don't fear, I'm not referring to the rollover prone Suzuki Samurai. I talking about taking your boopsie to see The Last Samurai. It's been some time since a picture has made me feel this way. Walk...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Movie Rating Scale

Preorder DVD (regardless of price, within reason) Buy DVD (Will buy it new, will be eyeing promos, like free underoos) Sale DVD (it had better be on sale $14.99 or less) Ebay ...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snobvious

Snobvious-adj: A persons attempt to make something complicated seem easily understood; quite apparent in order to make themselves look good and/or others look bad. [From Latin obvius, from obviam, ...
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mandatory Download: The Guy who kicked your ass just sang a killer falsetto

Before you are left ingnorant and adrift at the water cooler,I suggest you download, allocate or otherwise send your errandboy to nab up a video clip of The Darkness "I Believe in a Thing called Love....
Posted by Mr.Bits on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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