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Dr. Hawxhurst

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About Me

As you can tell, I am a big nerd. I like video games AND Star Trek. I live in the heart of the most beautiful city in America, but I want to leave. I currently work at the best workplace I have ever known, but my job is completely and utterly vacuous. Six years ago I thought I had it all figured out, but now I have no clue. Sometimes it upsets me when I see my friends forget about their dreams and ambitions, but then I realize that they're happy and it's none of my business. For some reason, I feel that I have to make my mark before my hair falls out. When I was a teenager I had not a single iota of desire to become a rock-star, now it is all I think about. Right now is the best time I have ever known in my life, I wish I could be 26 forever. The picture below describes me best: made with the Cosmoedit Myspace Editor

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My Blog

Is it Worth the Wait?

Dear Friends,      It has been far too long since I last splattered my textual excrement upon the Myspace blog doohickey, but no matter for I am, momentarily, back in the kitchen ...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST

Southpaw

Is it too late to train my body to become ambidextrous? I hope not. I always thought it would awesome to be able to write with my right hand then switch to the left when fatigue set in, or to change ...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

In the Aftermath...

Now with "History is Combustible" dead and gone and the summer beginning to wane I find myself in a state of trepidation. The big European vacation is nary 3 weeks away and still so many loose ends to...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST

Dr. Paul HawXXXhurst

In a feeble attempt to keep my mind busy during the doldrums of the Theatre I am dedicating myself to composing more sycophantic masturbatory myspace blogs. Whilst I have always been one to enjoy the ...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:12:00 PST

Ruminations on I-5 Closure, an Empty Theater, and the Lurgy.

Another week to go until the next show! Oh how whimsical and wonderful life is...Thus we begin the three week closure of Northbound Interstate 5 as the Spokane St Bridge gets retrofitted. Today, I dre...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:02:00 PST

Why I'm such a "cool" guy...

I am a cool guy, so cool in fact I have to wear a scarf during the summer, but until Friday night I never knew why I was so rad. Well friends, the revelation has occurred and I now know what makes me ...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

You will be anything they want you to...

Something I learned about myself over the years is that I don't handle criticism very well, both constructive and deconstructive, I seem to take it personally and then have a hard time letting go. Hit...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

Destroy! Destroy me!

You know times are bad when people are talking shit about a Wong Kar Wai film at Cannes, alas; we are in a creative lull of epic proportions. Furthermore, this year's line up at SIFF was the weakest I...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:30:00 PST

And if you must go to work tomorrow...

Make your standard pleasantry seem unique by following a cordial handshake with a light, yet firm, patting of the shoulder. Your words should also parallel in both rhythm and sincerity the arm motions...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:29:00 PST

You have never been in love...

Ah, the joy of writer's block. Really now, truly now, how can it be? I suppose I have a disease like preoccupation with all the wrong things right now (for example: I'm currently taking preorders for ...
Posted by Dr. Hawxhurst on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:36:00 PST