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Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosionâ„¢

All-Natural Wackadoodle Goodtime Karaoke Explosion

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MR. B's WORLD FAMOUS ALL-NATURAL DOUBLE-PLUS GOODTIME KARAOKE EXPLOSION!
THE ALL-NATURAL DOUBLEPLUS WHIRLWIND GOODTIMES ARE EXPLODING EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT THE WORLD FAMOUS ART BAR IN COLUMBIA!
(Art Bar, 1211 Park Street, Columbia, South Carolina 29201 803.929.0198)
EXPERIENCE THE DEVASTATING TUFFOONS OF UNBRIDLED KARAOGASMS !
Show generally starts at 8:30 p.m. and goes til 3:00 a.m. (or later?)
"Karaoke": Japanese for "Empty Orchestra"
Karaoke, by the nature of the artform, breaks down separation. There is no separation of audience and performer. The Explosion cannot be separated from the context of the Explosion. Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion is committed to the Goodtime, as the Goodtime is totally committed to driving people out of their separate shells and into each other's arms. The Goodtimes are at hand, brothers and sisters! Detonation time is now! Testify!
Goodtime massive PA and song selection is also available for your party. Prices negotiable depending on how ultradevestatingly cool your party is. Email [email protected]
Mr. B's All-Natural Double-Plus Goodtime Karaoke Explosion is now appearing each and every Wednesday night at the ART BAR in columbia. Come celebrate Odin's special day! Thursday morning hangovers be damned, Columbia knows how to bring a zillion megaton whirlwind blast of foundation shaking, easy baking, no one flaking MIND MELTING all natural doubleplus goodtime karaoke XXXplosionZ! Get jiggy with the riot-in-the-streets karaoke bomblast of soul-satisfying offtime out-of-key singing salvation! Every man and woman is a star, but at the Goodtime Explosion the playaz are more akin to streaking comets, lighting up the stage and setting it aflame with their ultradoss hyperkinetic karaoke energy. 1 Luv, brothers and sisters!
Lookout! It's a flashflood of karaoke luv! Loud shots from the big spudgun!
Not gettin' hassled, not gettin' hustled. Goodtimes.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/24/2004
Band Members: Chris Bickel - Your Host

Influences: Goodtimes. Karaoke. Explosions.

Explosions - by DEVO

we like explosions that leave you feeling good
we like ideas that change the world for good

there's nothing past the stop 'n' go
there's nothing but the ebb and flow
there's nothing like some in and out
there's nothing more than what you know

we like new places that jets can't take you to
we do like music when it does what it should do

yes oh yeah
yes oh yeah
yes (we like) oh yeah (explosions)
yes (we like) oh yeah (explosions)

we like explosions it's only right we should
we like ideas we thought you understood
we like new places until they're overrun
we do like music -- loud shots from the big spudgun
Sounds Like: “Every man and woman is a star.” - Aleister Crowley

"Music is like girlfriends to me. I'm continually astonished at the choices other people make." - David Lee Roth

“Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!” - Davy Crockett

"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is MUSIC." - Aldous Huxley

"I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years. If you can, then it ain't MUSIC, it's close-order drill or exercise or yodelling or something, not MUSIC." - Billie Holiday

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire

"Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music." - Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov

"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance." - Dave Barry

"You are the music while the music lasts." - TS Eliot

"If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing." - Zimbabwe Proverb

"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Nietzsche

Record Label: Columbia, South Carolina Karaoke
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Karaoke Dictionary

ACCOMPANIST - Someone who always has to play an instrument (i.e. harmonica), bang on the table or clap along during one's song.AQUAMOOCH - Someone who goes to karaoke and drinks only water to avoid sp...
Posted by Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion" on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

A message of hope from the Explosion Brigade

FELLOW REVOLUTIONARIES... We have sat quietly and suffered the violence of the system for too long. We are being attacked daily. Violence does not only exist in the army, the police and the prisons. I...
Posted by Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion" on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:53:00 PST

MR. B's COOKIES

THIS IS A TRUE STORYMy daughter and I had just finished a beer at Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion at the ART BAR, and we decided to have a small dessert. Becauseboth of us are such cookie lovers, w...
Posted by Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4 A Baby's Heart

IF YOU DELETE THIS, YOU HAVE A BLACK HEART> >>Dear Friends, My name is Anna Cohen and I live in Columbia, SC. My daughter Liz recently had a baby named "Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion" 2 ...
Posted by Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THIS ATROCITY MUST BE STOPPED!

To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese who sells "bonsai-karaoke-singers". Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These singers are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces ...
Posted by Mr. B's Goodtime Karaoke Explosion" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST