The Tao of Homer |
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the a...
Posted by Sean Tzu on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST |
Imponderables Collected by Derek Abbott |
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Posted by Sean Tzu on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST |
Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever |
13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to imp...
Posted by Sean Tzu on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST |
The World According to Steven Wright |
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help ...
Posted by Sean Tzu on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST |
ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES... |
ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES USED IN FILMS MADE IN HONG KONG 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same ol...
Posted by Sean Tzu on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:08:00 PST |
