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DevilSarah

Fuck yo couch!

About Me

I'm the sane one.

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My Interests

Books, movies, hunting, music, firearms (the larger the caliber, the better), knives (any sort of weapon, really), journalism, obscure legal principles, getting over on The Man.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to help me hide the bodies.

Music:

Hank Williams III! Rap, thrash metal, old country, classical and soft girly shit when I'm sad.

Movies:

Adaptation; Super Troopers; Tommy Boy; Very Bad Things; Drowning Mona; Pimps Up, Ho's Down; Steel Magnolias; Wedding Crashers; Wit; Jawbreaker Exorcism of Emily Rose; Whipped; Secretary; Road Trip.

Television:

History Channel, Snapped

Books:

Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace; Hells Angels, Hunter S. Thompson; The Mother's Recompense, Edith Wharton; Dirty Weekend, Helen Zahavi; Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road, Cameron Tuttle; Women's Book of Revenge, Christine Gallagher; See Jane Date, Melissa Senate; More, Now, Again--Elizabeth Wurtzel.

Heroes:

My Mom gets the big hero award for never drowning me during bath time...she had to be tempted. After her, it's Hunter S. Thompson; Elizabeth Wurtzel; my sister, Suzie; Sylvia Plath; Anne Sexton; my friend Paris. I guess my Dad is a hero, too, for making sure I never run out of bullets -- luv ya!

My Blog

You Know The World Has Gone To Shit When...

You watch the news and the Hollywood starlets are catchin' more cases than the rappers. Sad.
Posted by DevilSarah on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

That pretty much sums it up...

From Pink&Blue Thursday night: "You don't go to law school. You go to scheming, plotting bitch school. That's why you're so good at this." 'Nuff said, eh? ...
Posted by DevilSarah on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST

6 Weird Things I Do...

The first player of this game starts with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a b...
Posted by DevilSarah on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

Eureka! I've got it!

I have finally figured out what I need to do to be treated with the respect I deserve by my family and society at large. See, as a reporter, I observe social interactions and phenomena and, on a good ...
Posted by DevilSarah on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:55:00 PST

Eat the Rich

I am pissed at the privileged elite. I was watching CNN the other day, getting my nerd on, and I started thinking about the huge tax cut freshly approved by Congress and I got hella mad. Now, I'm onl...
Posted by DevilSarah on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:17:00 PST

My New Role Model

I want to be GutterKitty. This isn't an "I want to be my cat so I can sleep all day" thing. This cat kicks some ass. First, it must be understood how she came to live with me (in no way do I think I'...
Posted by DevilSarah on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST

Feminism might have been a fuck-up...

It hurts to be a woman. I'm not talking cramps and childbirth (even though they hurt), I mean shit like getting your highlights redone and having the bleach sting your eyes, letting some crazy lady f...
Posted by DevilSarah on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

Fear, Doubt and Insecurity

Does everyone feel as confused and unsure as I do? Because, if they do, it sure doesn't show. I'm always questioning whether I'm good enough, pretty enough, work hard enough, etc., etc., ad naseum. (...
Posted by DevilSarah on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

More Suzie Updates

She's so fun to write about. That little bitch never stops acting up, I'll always have excitement while Suzie's around. Flashback to last Tuesday (I think) when her friend Heidi shows up after s...
Posted by DevilSarah on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST

Sacramento Trip with Suzie

Suzie put on quite a show for St. Patrick's Day. I took her out of town with me to Sacramento for a runway fashion show downtown. The evil-ex R-O-N has started a modeling agency (it's so cute when he...
Posted by DevilSarah on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:19:00 PST