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Off The Market, Bitches!!

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About Me

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Okay then, you have entered my sick lil world...I am your not so average 21 year old woman, looking for fun (clean and not so clean), stoner for life, and intelligent woman who despises being treated like a cheap trick. I just got out of a string of failed relationships (those who broke my heart right in two know who they are, and will take what they have coming)....anyway, I live for the party, and am also down with a quiet evening watching tv or working on my poetry. On my not so quiet evenings, I sing and dance, and bang around a bit on my guitar (when I have the chance). When given the chance, I can be the most loyal friend a person can have. But when cornered, beware, bastards!! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!! I am pro-pot legalisation, gay marriage, and stem cell research. When it comes to something I feel strongly about, don't you dare try to talk me out of it!!! One more thing....if you don't wanna be my friend, tell me to FUCK OFF....nuff said!! peace!!
You Will Die at Age 52
.. Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?
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My Interests

Anime, medical research, religious research, anything related to atheism...student of foreign languages (namely German, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Icelandic, and Danish), searcher for all things Scandinavian...

I'd like to meet:

where to start? umm....Tom Araya, Jeff Hanneman, Kerry King, Dave Lombardo, John Travolta, Brad Pitt, Antonio Banderas, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Leisha Hailey, Laurel Holloman, Karina Lombard, Mia Kirshner, Melissa Etheridge, Charlize Theron, Stuart Townsend, Courtney Love, Kate Moenning, many more!!

Music:

Voltaire, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Dimmu Borgir, Nightwish, Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum, In Flames, Cradle of Filth, Emperor, Bathory, Altaria, Helloween, Demons and Wizards, Blind Guardian, Iced Earth, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Slayer, Marilyn Manson, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Slipknot, Silverchair, Duran Duran, Poe, Anathema, Sisters of Mercy, Lacuna Coil, Rod Stewart, Bob Dylan, Hole, Veruca Salt, Pantera, Damageplan, Superjoint Ritual, Impaled Nazarene, Beherit, Meshuggah, Murderdolls, Mushroomhead, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Coheed and Cambria, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Rancid, Lita Ford, Poison, Heart, Pink Floyd, Warrant, Dokken, Slaughter, GWAR, Skid Row, Guns-n-Roses, Faster Pussycat, Motley Crue, Ted Nugent, Damn Yankees, Styx, Journey, Yes, Rush, Anthrax, Metal Church, Testament, Peter Frampton, The Beatles, Celtic Frost, SOD...

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, Interview With The Vampire, Queen of the Damned, John Carpenter's Vampires, Cradle of Fear, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, 200 Cigarettes, Save the Last Dance, Liar Liar, Encino Man, Bio-Dome, The WInd, Anna Christie, Ninotchka, Jawbreaker, The Temptress, A Woman of Affairs, The Unknown, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, Some Like It Hot, Mrs. Doubtfire, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Phantom of the Opera, Almost Famous, Feast of all Saints, House of 1,000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Psycho (original), The Birds, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Half Baked, How High, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Dirty Dancing, School of Rock, Fantastic Four, Sky High, A Few Good Men, all Star Wars, 10 Things I Hate About You

Television:

The L Word, Queer As Folk, Family Guy, American Dad, X Play, Happy Tree Friends, Inuyasha, Vandread, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, The Simpsons, South Park, One Life To Live, General Hospital, Young and the Restless, seaQuest DSV, Angel, CSI, CSI: New York, That 70s Show, King of Queens, Uranium, Metal Asylum, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Mythbusters, Criss Angel: Mindfreak

Books:

Interview With The Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned

Heroes:

DIMEBAG DARRELL!!

My Blog

strange how shit happens

I met this totally amazing guy through this site...he and I have like so much in common...i smile everytime I get on the phone with him...hopefully we can meet up and go blow our eardrums out to Cepha...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

some updates, and other things....

Hello all who read my blogs....Here is the update....I am working for Fastaco again....they're giving me a second chance, and I don't wanna fuck it up....I am  getting over knocking myself right ...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST

threats....

Okay, if you are going to tell me to watch what I have to say about people, and are getting so pissed about it, ask yourself....if it isn't true what I have to say, why are you getting pissed???Think ...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:37:00 PST

GRRRRRR......WHEN WILL IT FUCKIN END????

FASTACO FIRED ME LAST WEEK....SOME FUCKED UP BULL SHIT!!Oh well, I got me a new job.....should be happy, and I am... ....but.....I cannot shake the lonely feeling I get at night before I go to bed...I...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

the destruction of a person.....

The title of the blog is also the name of a very badass song from Superjoint Ritual (CHECK THEM OUT). So anyway, here I am frustrated with life...I want a girlfriend right now (to a select two guys wh...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

grrrr.....

okay, so it is official...my job currently sucks and I am getting burned out on it.... been there five months, going on six, and still no raise...someone who started after me got his, so that leaves m...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

sick as shit......

life aint bein very nice to me right now....i am sick with who knows what.....it feels a bit like a flu or strep throat, one of the two, and I don't have the insurance to take care of it....OMFG, I wa...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

gather your precious glitter and leave me be

Nightwish are awesome....thought I'd begin the blog by saying that......So, the last week I've been like, uber stressed out about a lot of different shit in my life. Like just a bunch of shit I don't ...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:26:00 PST

my wacky life

O my brothers, my life is a sordid tale. Sorry, had to start off at least one of my blogs that way!! So, here comes Valentine's Day...joy of joys....I don't like the damn holiday for starters, it's ev...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

bloggin again!!

Hello again!! I haven't blogged in quite some time now. Christmas for me was kind of uneventful. Got a minifridge, a gift certificate for a bookstore, a spongebob squarepants mug, a gift card for Wal-...
Posted by Off The Market, Bitches!! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST