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cletus

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About Me

The skinny on me is that I love dogs, life, music, Southern women, family, friends, hunting, and storms.This picture pretty much sums it up.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Trapper
Birthday: 5.02.1979
Birthplace: Beaumont, Texas
Current Location: Well, right now Palm Beach, FL., but mostly ATX.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'11.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: The 'right' one.
Your Heritage: German, Chezkoslovakian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Southern women, dogs, music.
Your Fears: Failure, betrayal
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin = Rounder's or Frank & Angie's; Thick = Conan's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lots
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: So, there I can actually wake up at 5:45.
Your Best Physical Feature: he he...
Your Bedtime: uh...
Your Most Missed Memory: Ma
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet Leaf or Milo's
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco., even though I'm the VanilloGorillo
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: nah
Do you Sing: Sure
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: I'm mature enough to know I'm too immature too get married. But, yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: 3
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinkin now.
In the past month have you Smoked: nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not sure, don't think so.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does forgetting to pay for a beer count?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid.
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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My Interests

My pirate name is: Mad John Flint Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
Your Pimp Name Is...
Ribbed Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Daddy Is Dick Cheney
What You Call Him: Dada

Why You Love Him: He knows best Who's Your Daddy?
You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...

You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!

You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses

Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." The Simpsons Personality Test

Television:

Yes, I am in front of the infamous tree in Mobile, Alabama where the Ghetto Leprechaun was seen. See above video."Scratches" in the Leprechaun tree.

My Blog

Natural Selection?

I was driving around during lunch looking at all of these idiots walking around with parasols in a lightning storm.  There was lightning hitting very near and thunder booming everywhere.&nbs...
Posted by cletus on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST