My pirate name is:
Mad John Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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Your Pimp Name Is...
Ribbed Dynamite
What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Daddy Is Dick Cheney
What You Call Him: Dada
Why You Love Him: He knows best
Who's Your Daddy?
You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...
You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!
You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses
Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."
The Simpsons Personality Test
Yes, I am in front of the infamous tree in Mobile, Alabama where the Ghetto Leprechaun was seen. See above video."Scratches" in the Leprechaun tree.