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About Me

Lorien.17.Female.Pierced.Tattooed.Unexpected.Immature.

Best:
Green.Rhiannon.Steph.Josh.Best.Music.Rat.

Yu-gi-oh.Spider-Man.Felix.

Lover.Bonni.OtherHalf.Kesten.BludBudi.Chey.

KingOfNerds.Matt.
QueenOfNerds.Lorien.

Husbands.Nicole.Nick.J-rad.

Blt.
Bacon.Matty.
Lettuce.Steph.
Tomato.Lorien

Worst:
Feet.Heat.OpenWater.Alone.Fish.Liver.
Podophobia.-.Fear.of.feet.

AddMe:
[email protected]

AddMyRat:
www.myspace.com/rad_rat_dave

.Eyes.Are.The.Window.To.The.Soul.

♠ The Deepest Circle Of Hell Is Reserved For Betrayers And Mutineers...♠

MY BOYFRIEND IS BETTER THAN YOU.

My Interests



♥ Everything You Love Fucking Dies ♥

I'd like to meet:



Grr Im A Fucking Pirate. . .

Music:


I ♥ Music

George Baker - Little Green Bag Lyrics

Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind

Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day,
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way.

Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day,
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way.
Lookin' back

Lookin' for some happiness
But there is only loneliness to find
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs, lookin' behind, yeah!

Lookin' for some happiness
But there is only loneliness to find
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs, lookin' behind.

Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind

Out of sight in the night out of sight in the day,
Lookin' back on the track gonna do it my way.

Lookin' back on the track for a little little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I'm losin' my mind,
Alright.

Lookin' for some happiness
But there is only loneliness to find
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs, lookin' behind.

Pa pa pa pa pa pa ....

Movies:



Create your own friendquiz here ..

Television:


Brian Griffin: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois Griffin: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian Griffin: Is that healthy?
Lois Griffin: What's the worst that could happen?
Peter Griffin: [inside Lois' head] I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!
- - - - - - - - - - -
Peter Griffin: Well, fine. Until you put 'Gumbel 2 Gumbel' back on the air, I'm going on a hunger strike. Can you live with that? Huh, can you?"
[brief pause]
Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?
Network executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't eat a...
Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?
- - - - - - - - - - -
[they are in court]
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
[bangs Gavel]
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
[Kool Aid Man busts through wall]
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
[all stare, Kool-Aid Man backs out uncomfortably]
- - - - - - - - - - -
Chris Griffin:Dad, what would you say if I said I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore?
Peter Griffin:I'd say 'Come again?' and then I'd laugh because I said 'come.'

Books:



this is life. this is struggle. this is love. this is war.

Heroes:

♥ ♥
I Love Her. Rhiannon. ♥
♥ ♥
I Love Her. Steph.♥
♥ ♥
Some People Are Taken Away From This World Too Soon. This Is One Of Them. Lucinda Leach. One Of The Most Beautiful People, Down To Earth And Fun Loving. Taken Way Before Her Time. I Miss Her Dearly Everyday. Im Sorry Lucy. r.i.p. 08-08-90/11-05-04
I Love Them.
Lorien- "I've Called My Mum A Cunt Before Now."
Tim- "*takes deep breath of shock* You Can't Say That To Ya Mum Mum, She Pushed You Out Her Fanny And Shiz".
Lorien- "Hahahahahahahahahaha *cough splutter chokes on goon*" *work rings*
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
*Bella Hands Cordial Container With Goon In To Kyle To Hold.*
Kyle- What's This?
Bella-Goon.
Kyle- Do Cottees Make Goon Now?
*everyone stares
Hardy Har Har!

My Blog

Sara[h] And Mine Asian Faces

-_-        ASIAN! - Me>... _ /      Angry Asian - SarahO_O      Asian With Eye Corrective Surgery - Me*_* &nbs...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

Anal Beads

aol = awwwww out loud gqtm = giggles quietly to myself lqtm = laughs qietly to myself cl = chuckles loudly juad - jumps up and down ttcs = tries to contain shit soyf = shit on your face niah = ...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

Ha Funny Thing Dad Sent Me!

* SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Pr...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST

Amusing Video

This Used To Be My Favourite Show.. Can You Beleive They Showed This Episode??? Ha I Love It xD          enableJavaScript="false"      . ..
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

Stuff To Do With Me And Steph

Here Is Some Quotes And Such To Do With Me And Steph That Noone Will Get Most Likely:P "Nice To Mole You, I Mean Meet You, Nice To Meet Your Mole... Dont Say Mole.. I Said Mole" *Whacks Head On Sig...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST

What I'd Take To The Beach According To Steph And Mickey

Well This Like The Van Halen One... Is A Msn Convo.. Apparently.. This Is What Id Take To The Beach.. I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been says:bahahahaI told you once, y...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST

For My Close Mates.. Nawwwww

ROSES ARE RED DIAMONDS ARE BLUE ILL FIGHT ANY BITCH OR HATER THAT MESSES WITH U... SEND THIS TO PLEOPLE THAT ARE ON YOUR LIST LETS SEE WHOS BACK U GOT COS I GOT YOURS N SEE HOW MANY HAS YOURS.... P.S...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST

What The Fuck...Emo Much

I Am Extremely Bored... So Im Writing This Blog.. Its Kinda A Space Filler.. Just Wat I Like Atm..And What I Dont..I Hate Jobs..I Hate My Family..I Hate School..I Hate Teenys..I Hate Metros..I Hate Te...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:38:00 PST

sif....

would ne one miss me? i doubt it. would i miss people? why miss people when they wouldnt miss you?. would people cry? no. would people want to see me again? ha never. are people liers? everyone. shoul...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:30:00 PST

the reason i didnt d/l the van halen discography

well i was having a chat with young nick and this is how it went down... You'll find a note and you'll see my silhouette... says: I downloaded Van Halens discography the other day EVERYTHING YOU LOV...
Posted by fatmummabrutal" [TP] on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:41:00 PST