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INCALCULATE

'Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality.'

About Me


You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?..
Incompressible :Unyielding to pressure or force
Incognizable: Incapable of being perceived or known
Incontestable: Established beyond a doubt

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You Are From Saturn

You're steady, organizes, and determined to achieve your dreams. You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones). You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible. Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun! Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of. What Planet Are You From?

Your Heart is Black

What Color is Your Heart?
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Your soul is dead.
You've probably been through one too many rough
times in your life which has eaten you up
from the inside. Now there's nothing more to
eat from since you just don't care anymore.
Life is meaningless and you live it like a
zombie. The good thing though is that you
cant be hurt, since you are so distant from
the emotional world. Love is something you
dont understand or just dont remember. If it
was up to you, your life would already be
over, but it doesn't make you suicidal. You
are probably alone most of the time, looking
at the world with a blank stare. The yearning
to feel alive and be happy has simply gone
away. What's left now is only the shell of
what used to be you.

How is your soul? [pics]
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Your connection with darkness is through your hate.
It's burning from the inside and you feel it
strongly everyday. All kinds of things make you
hate; the governmate, teachers/the boss,
students in school/work, family etc. Well, you
feel like the world and everyone in it hates
you, so you hate it and everyone back. You
probaly don't like changes since nothing good
ever comes out of them. Though your hate is
big, you can still have a soft spot in your
heart for someone. You're not numb or anything,
your problem lies in that you feel too much.
Life is too damn complicated, isn't it?

What is your connection with darkness? [pics]
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People see nothing in your eyes. You seem to either
be indifferent about everything or are trying
to cover up a lot of pain. Your eyes have a
cold stare that can make people shiver. Try to
show a little more caring, because your hard
exterior most likely drives people away.
...stop looking at me like that...stoppit!

What can people see in your eyes?(great ANIME pics)((IMPROVED!!!))
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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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. You scored as Black Heart. Your heart is black. Someone or something has probably hurt you very badly and you hide behind your hatred to block the pain. No heart is completely black though. There is always hope.

Black Heart


69%

Blue Heart


63%

White Heart


44%

Pink Heart


38%

Red Heart


38%
What colour is your heart?
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How evil are you?I am 16% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
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You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You need security.
There has been many changes in your life and
you have had to live in an unstable
environment. This has lead you to be suspicious
and always on guard. Your mind has a hard time
to unwind and this could lead to you having
sleeping problems, since you think too much.
People are a category you don't give much trust
at, and find yourself to be a better secret
keeper than they could ever be. Because in your
changing world you have learnt that you only
have yourself in all times.

What Do You Need in Your Life? [dark pics]
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Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your ..1 Match: ISFJ


The NurturerYou have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist.

Your ..2 Match: INFJ


The ProtectorYou live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Your ..3 Match: ISFP


The ArtistYou are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now). You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children. Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life. Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your ..4 Match: ISTJ


The Duty FulfillerYou are responsible, reliable, and hardworking - you get the job done. You prefer productive hobbies, like woodworking or knittings. Quiet and serious, you are well prepared for whatever life hands you. Conservative and down-to-earth, you hardly ever do anything crazy.You would make a great business executive, accountant, or lawyer.

Your ..5 Match: ESFJ


The CaregiverYou are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first. A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change. You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project. You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people.You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. What's Your Personality Type?
You are sad because of your fear

Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people
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You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

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"Are you insane?"

You are one insane mother fucker!!!!!
You are a bad ass. hell ya
I will sneeze my brains out!
How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test
I'm Moe, who are you? by Lexi
I'm Leela, who are you? by Lexi
You Are Dr. Weird
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : High
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Moderate
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.
Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality. Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine. You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion. You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Television:

I like tv

Books:

Too many to list,but only for entertainment or knowledge. Celebrities suck.Never should a person be excessively rewarded if they posess only one viable skill but lack any type of character or integrity.

My Blog

long lost family member

well,after almost 7 years of being gone i finally visited.everyone is so much older,and ive only visited my fathers side so far.for some of them they havent seen me in over 7 years,and i hadnt seen my...
Posted by INCALCULATE on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

I did it

I booked a flight to michigan,im gonna visit after more than 6 years.im also gonna drop in on my high school reunion(lame)Ill keep in touch with how it goes,but one things for sureIm not staying long....
Posted by INCALCULATE on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:21:00 PST

Mc-Xperiment

So I started working at the mcdonalds i used to work at 6 years ago,and almost at the exact time i worked there last time also. If you know anything about me,you know that i was homeless on valentines...
Posted by INCALCULATE on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

New Website/Link Depository

ckado.tripod.com
Posted by INCALCULATE on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

Thinking about updating my profile

but i dont wanna. too much work its cool enough as it is.unless theres something i should change but im fine with it now
Posted by INCALCULATE on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

FREE NINTENDO GAMES ONLINE

http://www.1980-games.com/us/(also some games have codes)http://www.gamegenie.com/...
Posted by INCALCULATE on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST

what the fuck is that?

twice someone has walked by my appartment and yelled out my screen name? what the hell is that?anyone im actually friends with wouldnt do something stupid like that.what in the hell is up with that?...
Posted by INCALCULATE on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

My Eternity & Political Alignment

After you die...the Beetlejuice Waiting RoomAfter death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are c...
Posted by INCALCULATE on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST

Two more pointless BlogQuizzes

You Are Homer SimpsonYou're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe... With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on lifeYo...
Posted by INCALCULATE on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:25:00 PST

ROADTRIP IS OFF

Because a piece of shit wants to try to rip me off,so im gonna sue the bitchIf you're reading this;piece of shit:Fuck you,and ill get whats mine,dickface
Posted by INCALCULATE on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST