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About Me

.. ima heterophobe. i am blissfully unaware of how cute i am sometimes. i am the cure for cancer and other such things. i like art. i have fun. i drive fast. i like to say, 'i know'. i like purple. i think perfection is an illusion. i prefer the white text in the bible. my sister is a lesbian and my split personality. i can speak in a russian and australian accent. my mom says i hate everone.. i wouldnt say everone. you will never get enough of me.. and you will miss me when i am gone. trust me, i know.

My Interests

kisses, tattoos, cigarettes, and vodka all turn me on.
Advice:fall in love or fall in hate. get inspired or be depressed. make babies or make art. speak the truth or lie and cheat. dance on tables or sit in the corner. life is devine chaos. embrace it. forgive yourself. breathe. and enjoy the ride.

I'd like to meet:

the next president

people are often far better when you imagine how they could be. especially once you meet them. i don expect anything from you. if you don expect anything from me. at least that way no ones disappointed.

comment bitch:
kiss me. kiss me. kiss me.

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Movies:

[anything with milla]

Books:

my gay astrology book

Heroes:

alter-personality

alter-ego

Philosopheeee:stop counting the hours: live out in the world. cause ive been chasing the answers, and they don want to be found.

details:

orientation: homosexual american

status:single/crushing
here for:life
sign:aquarius
home:
body type:
smoke/drink:yes please
children:run them over

profession:staring
income:eleventy billion dollars

My Blog

preface: drunken inspiration

Quite often, when people are drunk, we get to hear ideas and memories that we would probably rather not hear. This is the idea behind my column. I aim to inspire drunken thought through a sober mind a...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

no friend to your fairy tales

My lips haven’t felt this cold in years. A numbness that dulls the senses as if my heart doesn’t know they are there.. or perhaps just refuses to have their soft flesh feel the lust in a k...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST

rock hammer

How quickly we forget what made it go wrong. How fondly we remember what made it so grand. Missing someone does not come as a whole.. rather it comes as a piece, chiseled off the larger stone. Feeling...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:25:00 PST

saying sorry

Forgive yourself for the madness caused by life. One thing we have trouble doing is admitting we are wrong, in order to forgive ourselves. Life is full of the ups and downs that plague our thoughts an...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:58:00 PST

starting point

No matter how many years you've been alive, how long you've had a heart, the number of people you've known, or the experiences you've had. You have come back to a point of deja vu. Just like a year ci...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST

the three f’s in fail

I don't believe that cheaters tire from being caught because it's not a game until someone gets hurt. Flirt. Even the most harmless of flirters piss someone off. It isn't really the flirting that both...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

the three fs in fall

Flirt. You know when someone is flirting to flirt, a natural flirt. They're cute, but hard to take seriously. It's when we meet a boy who flirts for you.. makes you feel good.. you get that feeling th...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:54:00 PST

amazing issues

Once, I was going to do something that would change the world.. but I lost track of my thoughts. And eventually I lost myself. There is no greater loss of control than being chased by a devil. I find ...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:19:00 PST

crock of shit

Given that everything in life takes effort to accomplish, some things less than others, effort does not necessarily determine success. You could go to university and graduate, search and find a job, b...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:41:00 PST

how quickly things change

One and a half years..on and off. Three breakups. Another boy. New Years. Hundreds of miles. Too many kisses. Calls after calls. Dozens of nights. Tons of bullshit. and one text. There is no measure o...
Posted by boom! joii, boom! on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 10:58:00 PST