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FERGIE IS A TRANNY

About Me

cookie monster.
I am obsessed with the movie Superbad, watch it every night before I got to sleep, tend to have a foul mouth, sneeze in threes, am exhausted all the time, if i'm not stressed at my job it weirds me out, normal days not involving stress at work are semi-uncomfortable for me now but i do treasure them, i eat too many cookies, i laugh at everything, mistreat your animal and i will beat you, and you need to be funny in order to converse with me, no really.
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My job makes me realize how shitty people can be. And it's sad that out of the million stupids I come across, there are a select few that I can count on my hand who are actually sincere and wholesome. I did an adoption for this man today. He had a cockapoo for 14 years. He told me his story of trying to find a new pet. He said he initially came to our shelter looking for a new cocker spaniel. He found one, and as soon as he turned his back to call his wife, someone had applied for the dog. He said he went to another shelter, same thing happened. He later came back to our shelter which happened to be today. He again looked for a cocker spaniel but we didn't have one. Then a staff member said, "oh wait we do have one!!" She had just came back from the groomers. Her name was Sugar. And oh how that man was so delighted. I did his adoption and it made me feel all warm inside. He told me he didn't want to get personal but he said he had lost both his parents six months apart and his last dog who has now passed was his companion and helped him get through the hard times. A very sweet family this dog is going to. This is why. This is why I do this.
Oh, and me and my co-peeps are crazy. But it's the norm where we work.
my babies

My Interests

spiderwebs, michael cera, the holidays, being uncontrollably obsessed with buying lots of winter coats, downtown san antonio, trees in front yards, decorations, ashlee simpson, puppies, popcorn kitties aka. pyschopath kittens, janice & romeo, animals with personality, ALL animals, walking in neighborhoods & looking at huge beautiful houses that don't all look the same,
being too entertaining for my own good, dancing with my arms in the air (yes it's my signature), singing old songs at random, taking my dogs on walks, make-up, sometimes buying make-up before i buy clothes, good style, red lipstick, incubus, brandon boyd, bravo, neat rings, shop shop shop, target, black everything, kathy griffin, winter, winter wear, night, gale harold, sleep, sleeping ten million hours, sleeping with Janice, holding my peeee, jeff lewis, puppy breath, kisses from animals, eating junk, my mama, funny shit, cooookies!!!, saying "we appreciate you", laughing after everything i say, yada yada yada, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Hansen!! Chris Hansen!! Chris Hansen!!!! &

Music:

'there ain't no motive for this crime, Jenny was a friend of mine, oh come on oh come on oh come on whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh'

Movies:

Wicker Park, The Prestige, Closer, The Last Kiss,
The Birdcage,
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (cartoon version), Rocky 1-6 and ROAD TRIP.

Television:

Queer as Folk, The Golden Girls, To Catch a Predator (mmmm Chris Hansen), & Kathy Griffin everything.

My Blog

Target queen.

    1] Who has your heart?My animals. All animals. 2] Do you like the last person you kissed?I would say so? 4] When was your last encounter with the police?Probably when I was fourteen run...
Posted by deedee on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

I literally just

almost had a heart attack.   Saw the last three minutes of Desperate Housewives and Gale Harold is in the end. I just read he is joining the cast. And i am so fucking ecstatic about this!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by deedee on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:58:00 PST

My staff

is fucking incredible. They have all been doing so great working together this week. Luckily it wasn't too crazy these past couple of days at work. But it's so nice to see everyone come together ...
Posted by deedee on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:39:00 PST

last night..

was lots of fun. went to eat at jims with joseph willingham i mean joii. and then we went club hopping with his friend jim. who'd knew we'd end up at the bohnam? hmmmm it was fun cept for the gross sw...
Posted by deedee on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

My boyfriend..

lives too far away. Nearly 1400 miles. UTAH. PPLEEEEEEEEASE come to meeeeeeeeeeee Jesseeeeeeeeeeee. I can not handle this. I need him here. Stress consumes most of my life now and if he were here my l...
Posted by deedee on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

HEADACHE

today was nuts.I appreciate all my staffers so much.Thank you everyone for all your hard work.I would fall apart w/out all of you. All your hard effort and work really means a lot to me. Teamwork. Tis...
Posted by deedee on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:53:00 PST

Who are you, Seal?

"what are you trying to be an irish r&b singer?"This movie is pretty hilarious. And the McLovin part is too incredible right now. Cept, I hate all the terrible language they use in this movi...
Posted by deedee on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:30:00 PST

Spanish speaking.

Is not something I do very well. Along with my fellow employees at the Humane Society. Today a couple came in wanting to adopt a dog. They only spoke spanish. Luckily our lovely Maria was still there...
Posted by deedee on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:23:00 PST

Strawberry fields forever.

Today is the day that Jesse had to leave. Boohooo. I went shopping to mend my broken heart. I just hate it when he leaves. It's good to have him here and laugh tons just because we are too busy being ...
Posted by deedee on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:35:00 PST

RAMBO!!

I'm a sucker for Stallone. Sylvestor Stallone, that is. I just love him to pieces. Make fun make fun all you want.   Today mi mama, grandma and I went to see Rambo. I asked my mom why she wanted ...
Posted by deedee on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST