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Eviscer8r

About Me

Well, what do you want to know? I'm male, live in California, I work, I pay bills, I enjoy a drink every now and again, like going to clubs to watch bands play, have a zero tolerance for bullshit and asshats, and a short attention span. The fact that I was finally able to add something to this column after having this page for as long as I've had it should be a good indicator of that!

My Interests

Collecting things, watching movies, reading, the PS2, drinking.........I'd say thermonuclear physics or something like that, but then I'd be lying, and you probably wouldn't put out if you were a female who was reading this anyway!

I'd like to meet:

Pete Steele of Type O Negative so that I can ask him why he split up such a brilliant band like Carnivore to form the utter disappointment that is TON.

Music:

Generally speaking, I prefer metal and hard rock. Ambient music appeals to me as well. I'd give examples of each, but if you don't know what falls into which catagory, or if you're some kind of emo twat, I'm not about to give you any kind of tip so that you can go run off and go check them out to fuck up the scene even worse than it already is.

Movies:

The original "Dawn of the Dead" is THE finest piece of cinematic brilliance put on film EVER! After that, it's all subjective, but films like "Battle Royale" and "Riki-O: The Story of Riki" are just all kinds of great.

Television:

Reality television is for brainless retards. Stop trying to live vicariously through these asshats you'll NEVER hear from again once their 15 minutes is up! If it's not sports, it's animaton. Some of the best, you ask? Shinchan, Happy Tree Friends, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Code Monkeys and Moral Orel to name a few

Heroes:

Hard to argue with this guy!

My Blog

L.A. Murderfest v 4.0, Day 2 @ the Knitting Factory, 4/19/08

Another year, and the annual congregation of mutants at what's know as the L.A. Murderfest has come to pass. For the uninitiated, the Murderfest started back in '05, and has been a showcase for some o...
Posted by Eviscer8r on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST

Rotting Christ/Immolation/Belphegor @ The Jumping Turtle (2/23/08)

So this is my first attempt at this blogging shit, okay? I always thought that this was a bit (okay, a LOT!) self-indulgent, but what the hell, right? I'm still working on all the bells and whistles t...
Posted by Eviscer8r on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST