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About Me

My name is Lisa Nguyen.
My friends would say I'm: • lively • loquacious • lovely • luxurious • LOUD • loving • lucious • lovable • lickable (?) • loco • Lucy? • luminous • LAME jk • loopy • luvly •
I'm divorced.
I'm a mother to a beautiful angel.
I'm an open book.
I hate unfair treatment.
I love playing card games.
I love spaghetti.
I HATE bullshit.
I love bermuda shorts, but my legs are not long enough for 'em.
I know a lot of random trivial facts.
I want to be the only person who thinks I'm fat.
I wish I could play the guitar & piano.
I moved a lot (about 30+ times).
It irks me when people say "supposably".
I love watching horror flicks...even though they scare the ever living shit out of me.
I love concerts!
I absolutely adore Checkers' fries.
I'm loyal to those loyal to me.
I have the best sisters.
My close friends are also my sisters.
I could eat sushi for breakfast.
I could eat anything for breakfast really.
I guess if you could eat sushi for breakfast, you could eat anything for breakfast.
I don't like being around uptight people.
I love America's Funniest Home Videos.
I am easily amused.
I love shredded cheese.
I can eat out right out of the bag. Especially cheddar.
I laugh a lot...especially when I get nervous.
My daughter is the coolest person I know!
I have pacifiers strategically placed all over my homestead.
I love and love and love to take pictures.
I sometimes hate the way I look in pictures.
I toss & turn a lot.
I hate not have a ring on.
It makes me feel so bare and naked.
I am so very random. Hence my "About Me".
Maroon 5 rocks my socks off.
I love to dance in my own lil world.
There's a stage with my name on it there.
I can be a real bitch.
Good Lord, I'm an odd one.
But only to those that deserve my wrath.
I wish I had reddish auburn hair.
That makes me an Auburn fan in more than one way.
I love racquetball.
I get stressed out very easily.
I played the xylophone in my high school band.
By ear.
I love looking at shiny things.
I used to be in love with Taylor Hanson.
I care about what people think.
I don't have or want Facebook.
I'm a sucker for blue and green eyes.
My favorite color is pink.
I have two dachshunds.
They have their own Myspace.
I stay up too late.
A hug is the best thing you can give and get for free.
Religious talk makes me feel uncomfortable.
I know NOTHING about politics.
I google EVERYTHING.
I love receiving flowers.
I love presents in general.
I HAVE THE GREATEST FRIENDS.
-.more to come.-
Cadence & her Johnny Jump Up
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Cadence saying "Mama"...I helped ;P
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Cadence wants her paci
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CONFUCIUS SAY:
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
A relationship is an opportunity to do something you hate w/ someone you love.
An Optimist is a girl that regards a bulge as a curve.
A penis has a hole at the end of it so men can be open-minded.
A man w/ 5 dicks wears pants that fit like a glove.
Mother's Day comes 9 months after Father's Day.
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Bad singers break into song bc they can't find the key.
A Rubix Cube is like a penis; the longer the play w/ it, the harder it gets.
The best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty.
The useless skin around a penis is called "a man".
It's better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
Even a fish can escape being caught if it just keeps its mouth shut.
Well done is better than well said.
A chicken is a result of a sitting hen, while a baby is a result of a standing cock.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn't know if he's coming or going.
The difference between a dog and a fox is about 5 drinks.
The best way to get a woman to argue w/ you is to say something.
Blondes have more fun bc they are easier to amuse.

My Interests

to name a few things:i love to sing, dance, chill, hang, kick it, lounge, catnap, have an occasional drink, go to social gatherings, throw shindigs, dress up in costumes, blow at dandelions, run around in the rain, kiss underneath the stars, take my dogs to the beach, look at shiny things, go on roadtrips (this is recent...i used to HATE it)

My baby's first cry

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I'd like to meet:

She hung the moon.
She sprinkled the stars across the skies.
She is my heart. My soul.
My EVERYTHING.
MY CADENCE.
Cadence: (ca dence) n. Eng. meaning focused, balanced, rhythmic flow.
WORD.

Someone to:
bring me presents when i'm sad
do silly impressions for me
proudly display me as HIS woman
serenade me and play guitar for me
grab a throw when i'm a tad nippy
chill on the grass w/
tell me i'm beautiful when i know i'm not
take care of my mechanical & carpentry needs
do my chores when i'm sick
never leave w/out sayin goodbye
build a foundation w/
father my children
get wrinkly w/
walk my weiners when i say

... someone to love me truly, madly, deeply & unconditionally ...

also Dane Cook, Justin Long & Nick Swardson.

"God let's you
have failed relationships
so that when you finally find
the one,
you'll appreciate it more."

Music:

i love all kinds of music...basically anything that can make me wanna shake my money maker...or slow dance w/ my favorite person to...i love fergie • maroon 5 • breaking benjamin • ciara • jessica simpson • brad paisley • gary allan • hoobastank • carrie underwood • madonna • kelly clarkson • keith urban • killswitch engage • toby keith • avril lavigne • black eyed peas • billy currington • three days grace • my chemical romance • all american rejects • okgo • rooney • kylie minogue • gwen stefani • and so on • and so forth...

Movies:

- emperor's new groove -
- the count of monte cristo -
- mean girls -
- the italian job -
- zoolander -
- how to lose a guy in 10 days -
- a lot like love -
- the little mermaid -
- failure to launch -
- wedding planner -
- robin hood: men in tights -
- milo & otis -
- 13 going on 30 -
- deja vu -
- beerfest -
- the holiday -
- waiting -
- knocked up -
- clerks II -
- superbad -
- blade trinity -
- click -
- love potion #9 -
- miss congeniality -
- jay and silent bob strike back -
- look who's talking trilogy -
- the skeleton key -
- 10 things i hate about you -
- the nightmare before christmas -
- dogma -
- heartbreakers -
- mission impossible trilogy -
- die hard with a vengeance -
- the wedding singer -

Television:

E!: i love celebrity gossip
tbs: friends, everybody loves raymond, family guy & sex & the city reruns
fx: has good movies & nip/tuck
spike: manswers, csi: las vegas
usa: law & order: svu
abc: america's funniest home videos
adult swim: cowboy bebop

Books:

Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy
Baby Laughs by Jenny McCarthy
Life Laughs by Jenny McCarthy
The Meaning of Wife by Anne Kingston

Heroes:



My Blog

the one im most guilty of

.my favorite deadly sin.   .WRATH.   you think you've seen the worst of mebut you ain't seen nothing yet.you think you broke my heartyou ain't even got your feet wet.your words don't mean a ...
Posted by ‘L.LISA‘ on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST

Diary of a Mother

..> October 30, 2007 i have her propped up on a pillow at a 45° angleand she keeps doin these little crunches trying to sit up.she's grunting and cooing.pushing sooo hard she's makin lil spit bubbl...
Posted by ‘L.LISA‘ on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST

June 19, 2007: a bad day for Lisa

ever had one of those days that sucked soooo bad that you wish you could go back to sleep and redo it? well today...ugh...today sucked. Part I so last friday i went to the DMV (i've just moved to GA a...
Posted by ‘L.LISA‘ on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:55:00 PST

i'm a murderer!!!

Last night i was making my way to my friend, Jamie's house...she lives waaay in west mobile...past snow road where it gets really rural...well i was about two minutes to her house...and i'm jammin' to...
Posted by ‘L.LISA‘ on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Second place is the FIRST loser!!!

for many guys...girls are hard to comprehend...but some things should come sooo easily...right? like they should know what not to say sometimes...like 'NO, you DON'T look fat in that dress...' or 'i L...
Posted by ‘L.LISA‘ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:41:00 PST

not a cowboy...but i'm gettin there...kinda...this is the story of my laborday weekend

this weekend was fun...i got a NICE pair of camel suede heeled boots, went to my first rodeo, rode my first mechanical bull, kissed a cowgirl, camped out in a tent and sleepin bag, went to lake a...
Posted by ‘L.LISA‘ on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST