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Rachel

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About Me

In my arsenal: brains, sarcasm, wit, and a mean left-hook!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can take a joke. And keep up.

My Blog

Too much time on my hands...

 I have been thinking about fairy tales.  Fairy tales are bullshit.  That sounds harsh, but the more you think about it, the more it makes sense.  I admit my memory is not what it ...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Oh, look at me!

Rather, WeeMee! ...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

The downside of having it all...

The danger of having cable tv around SuperBowl is that somehow, while you're minding your own business, taking a hits off the old flask at some random party, you find yourself completely conned into h...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:24:00 PST

okay, now I'm pissed

Due to an sudden influx of people actually looking at this damn thing, I believe I will have to start ranting again...any day now...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:23:00 PST

This is what I do at work

Taken from today's Chat with C-Note: me: so frakking bored... C-Note: People confuse me me: all the time C-Note: Dude, I'm updating books.  A six year old could do it ...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST

Squirrels Attack!

I have a suspicion of squirrels.  On the mountain, they swarm.  Their beedy little eyes peer out of trash cans and underlying brush and you know they are planning...something... Now, I'm beg...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:24:00 PST

Inventors are awesome!

Because modern music is the shits: iCarta
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

Call for submissions!

Suddenly inspired, I have decided to accept submissions for what will now be known as the Unified Theory of Dumbification.  Submissions will be reviewed and posted, and all credit will be given t...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST

Its Friday, so it must be rant day....

The problem with working for a living is that you often end up working for idiots.  The problem with working at a University is that you are likely guaranteed to be working for idiots with at lea...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST

Best Heading EVER!

U.S. farmers grumble over Canadian dike Need I say more?...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:04:00 PST