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GLORAX THE VICTORY BOT

I'd hate being eaten, too.

About Me

You can't talk about art without sounding pretentious.

My Interests

I love to make little sculptures of boobies. Handwriting anlaysis, kung fu, painting, lucid dreams. The juxtaposition of opposite things beside one another. Water polo, though I don't know how it works. Animation. Misspelling "analysis."

I'd like to meet:

The Teen Titans.

Music:

I CHOOSE TO NOT DIVULGE MY JAMS

Television:

I try to watch T.V., but I keep falling asleep.

Heroes:

Banksy

My Blog

Doctor visit

I have a particularly heinous cold, so I went to the doctor today. I was seen first by the very handsome student assistant. We made small talk as he checked my vitals, and I hope he didn't pay too muc...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:54:00 PST

New artworks

I made an adorable series of artworks. Check them out in my deviantart gallery.
Posted by kelly on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST

awesome

So, you may or may not know that I'm in Louisiana visiting my parents this week. Here is an incredibly awesome conversation that actually happened:Me: Hey mom, can I shave the cat?Mom: Sure.Me:*Bzzzzz...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Boo hoo

Today, my id and two credit cards were lost or stolen. When I called to cancel them, the representatives were very convincing  when they said they were sorry about my loss. Anyway, I have a box o...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST

wow

One of my major turn-offs is someone who doesn't know the difference between to, two, and too. I mean, seriously.
Posted by kelly on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

What are you afraid of?

 The other day, someone asked me if I was afraid to walk alone at night. That's not something that I really consider scary. In fact, it doesn't even register as a threat at all. I'm more scared o...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

Additionally

I found a quote website, through mozilla's stumble feature, which led me to this:  Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live." ...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

To build an idol

Today at work a very wealthy man came to shop at my store. He was smoking a cigar in a building that is non smoking. When he was called on it, he showed us a check he had recieved for some 76 odd thou...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

daisy.

I was chatting with daisy again, which never fails to delight me.Here is a sample of our conversation tonight.DAISY: i'm scared of being happy. I love you.KELLY: How could you be scared of being happy...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

things i am searching for

I was browsing the inter-nets today, and as I approached wikipedia, my history popped up to remind me of what I had searched for earlier: "How to regain control of a spooked camel." I can't even remem...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST