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Lindsay is going to eat yer face.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am here, I am there, I am everywhere.I want to always keep in touch with that crazy fucked up little kid inside of me....but I want to also be able to balance that out with the responsible adult in me.I have dug myself a financial hole by going to 3 different colleges and getting dental work done without insurance. Ican't seem to make the right decisions... most of the time.I love where I live now.I like feeling that going to work is actually worth my time.I have started going to bed by 11:30 and getting up before 8:00...and...I like it.If I could I would be a competitive pop cycle eater... but only the whole fruit kind.I have borrowed money from family and friends... some of them have been paid back.Don't lend me money.I really love mid-century design... fashion... furniture...I'm a conpulsive ebayer.I like getting packages in the mail.I enjoy listening to music when I take walks.I want to make a soundtrack for my life. I have had an incredible artist block for almost 5 months...It's getting better.I like to go to an art store and just look.I spend to much money on new hobbies.Making friends is hard.I have friends that I hate being away from...they should move.I don't know where time has gone.I want to learn how to play the didgeridoo.I married one of my best friends... the other one picks his nose too much...and smells like gerbils.I sneaked out of the house when I was fifteen to see an older boy... I also was caught shoplifting when I was seventeen ...my parents never found out.I like trying out new shampoo.Smell is the most common trigger for memories.
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My Interests

Liquitex paint. Gloss and Matte mediums. Viscosities. Masters brush cleaner. Color. creative expression... in any way, shape, or form. finding my way around San Francisco. Mid-century ANYTHING. housewife dresses and kitten heals.

I'd like to meet:

Artist, musicians, thespians, tree huggers, Ren and Stimpy and monkeys that play hop-scotch. I also would like to meet a midget that would let me throw him for 40 bucks...an art critic that will think I'm brilliant... and buy all my paintings...so I can move to a private island ... monkey island.

Music:

yes

Movies:

kung foo and youtube and Netflix

Television:

Netflix

Books:

Life Of Pi and Breakfast of Champions I'm reading Apathy Its pretty good.

Heroes:

POWDERED TOAST MAN... how many semi super heroes can scrape toast from their ass crack. That's all I have to say about that. and Jacob the best crayon picker upper I know.

My Blog

popping my canvas cherry

Tomorrow I will buy my first canvas to stretch in San Francisco. I'm thinking a six foot by six foot square or a five foot by seven foot rectangle...... Have drawings done for it .... can't wait. it...
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:58:00 PST

to answer everyones question

Mike called last night and asked a question that I have been getting asked a lot since I got out here.... have I started painting yet? The answer is no. I'm still settling ... there is a few things t...
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:50:00 PST

The best sandwich ever!

Toasted whole wheat bread, avocado, lettuce, sharp cheddar, lime juice and seasalt... I love avocado... and they are everywhere here.
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:59:00 PST

updates

our camera chord is not working so we can take photos but can not upload them on to the computer. we'll figure something out shortly. I have been working for "Photograph" for a little over a week now ...
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:39:00 PST

new jorb

I have a jorb! I'm starting today at a frame store called "Photograph". it is in an area called the Marina district, which is about six blocks away from the bay.... I walked into Chinatown the other d...
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

new jorb

I have a jorb! I'm starting today at a frame store called "Photograph". it is in an area called the Marina district, which is about six blocks away from the bay.... I walked into Chinatown the other d...
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

I have arrived.

San francisco is my home now. I have been here less than 48 hours and I love it here. Last night I went for a walk through part of the park. Its really beautiful here. The vegetation is crazy, there...
Posted by Lindsay is going to eat yer face. on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:12:00 PST