Darwin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Thirty something going through some change! So many things to do... So little time...

My Interests

Music, Guitar, Martial arts, Go Kart racing, Fine Dining, Movies, Computers, Art, Japan Animation, RC's, Outdoors, There is Just so Many fun Things to do!

I'd like to meet:

Really Coool People Like You!!!!! AIM SCREEN NAME: agarsjsu1974 Hit me up if you want to chat!!!!

Music:

Mainstream, Hip Hop, Rock, Classical, New Age, Pretty much anything that sounds good.

Movies:

A Big Movie Buff. Ask me anything in My lifetime. Really don't like indie films though.

Television:

T.V is such a waste of time but I just can't help it!!! Heroes, The Unit, all the CIS's, NCIS, Brothers and Sisters, Cold Case, Smallville, Jericho...

Books:

Why read when You can watch the movie!!!! LOLZ

Heroes:

My Family!

My Blog

Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one...
Posted by Darwin on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:59:00 PST

Time's Up

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience.In this state she saw God............ and she asked "Is my time up?"Go...
Posted by Darwin on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

Tough Request

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I wil...
Posted by Darwin on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

What Doctor's Say And What They Are Thinking

* "Welllllll, what have we here...?"(He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.)* "Let me check your medical history."(I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more t...
Posted by Darwin on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

Reality

The Voice A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."The man is disturbed at what he hears and ...
Posted by Darwin on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST

Be careful what you ask for

The following was sent to me by a very good friend who now has the most >incredibly hard job, recruiting for the US Army. . . >regardless how you feel about any present situation -- the point here is...
Posted by Darwin on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST

Never argue with a woman.

> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides > to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to > take the boat out. She motors out a short dist...
Posted by Darwin on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

Manisms

Manisms1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina...
Posted by Darwin on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST