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Penelope Shultz

I am here for Friends

About Me

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= granny gone wild

24 hours after I graduated high school, my first grade teacher cut me in line at dunkin' donuts."Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever."
- Mohandas Gandhi

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who's reasonably intelligent and is capable of having a good time without giving me (or encouraging) lung or liver cancer! And baseball players. I like baseball players. They have nice butts.

Movies:

16 Candles A Beautiful Mind The Breakfast Club Constantine Donnie Darko Down With Love Heathers How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days Jarhead Jawbreaker Saw I&II The Shawshank Redemption Signs Super Troopers Sweet Home Alabama The Virgin Sucidies Wedding Crashers With Honors

Books:

1984 The Catcher in the Rye A Child Called "It" A Fractured Mind Cookbooks The Devil Wears Prada(!) Eragon The Giver Hamlet Umm.. Harry Potter?! Newsweek The New York Post The New York Times The Phantom Tollbooth Reviving Ophelia: Saving the selves of adolescent girls Sloppy Firsts

Heroes:

Betsey Johnson John Lennon Dave Pelzer Teri Hatcher