Redneck pick up lines |
* Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me away.* Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.* Do you have a library card? Cuz I would like to sign you out.* Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I c...
Posted by rob on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:55:00 PST |
"Why Men Can't Win" |
"Why Men Can't Win"* If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protecther from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework, you are apansy.* If you work too hard,...
Posted by rob on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:52:00 PST |
THE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE |
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and ...
Posted by rob on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:00:00 PST |
Dear Abby |
Dear Abby,My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I am in a good mood, it turns green.When I am in a bad mo...
Posted by rob on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:03:00 PST |
A friend sent this to me and I just had to share... lol |
.. In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve i...
Posted by rob on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:06:00 PST |
the plan |
The Plan! You gotta love Robin Williams... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What ...
Posted by rob on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:34:00 PST |
think about it |
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Cows Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almos...
Posted by rob on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST |
the kolal bear |
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint>>>>when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,>"Hey Koala! What are you doing?">>>>The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and h...
Posted by rob on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST |
chineese proverb |
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Posted by rob on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:18:00 PST |
CAKE OR BED |
..> ..>  ..> ..> CAKE OR BED ..A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COU...
Posted by rob on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST |
