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Jerkoff Patsy

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About Me

I miss your heartbeat.
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About Me:
My name is Jade.
I’m not about to type out my life story.
I’m not here to judge, I’m not here to impress, I’m here to meet new people.
I hate fighting. It’s pointless & doesn’t solve anything, but somehow I always manage to get in them, no matter how hard I try to avoid them.
I’m really nice, but I can be a bitch just like anybody else if you pull the right strings.
I have my best friends, they are my life & what keep me going.
I am too trusting, & it always ends up hurting me in the long run.
As much as I hate it, I’m a very forgiving person. I'll forgive you, but not what you've done.
To put it simply, I’ll love you until you give me a reason not to.
Once you have a piece of my heart, it's yours forever.
More to know:
People like to call me Alisha Bob Jahovanichnessness or Timmy.
I change my hair all the time.
I miss my blue hair a lottttt. It'll be back soon. :)
I'm really short, and get made fun of a lot for it.
Guys, I'm quite aware that I'm tiny. Thanks. :P
I collect shot glasses. :))
I have an unhealthy obsession with Zacky Vengeance & the sky. hah
I have an amazing boyfriend.
His name is Mike, and I love him very much.

My Interests

What I Love:

I'd like to meet:


Who I'd Like To Meet:

ARIZONA. :)

Halloween :D

Music:

Mike
Being in love, and being loved in return, is the greatest feeling in the world.
7.22.07

So I saw this boy in 8th grade.
I was introduced to him about 5 times thanks to Katie’s lack of memory. lol
We became friends.
We grew into better friends.
We liked each other.
We fell in love.
I love him so much.
I think about him all day every day. Everything reminds me of him. A song, a title, a line, a situation, anything and everything.
I would give anything just to be next to him right now.
To kiss him and hold him and be held by him.
To fall asleep in his arms.
Since the first time I saw him, I always knew he was different.
I know that must sound pathetic, but it’s true.
I remember plain as day the first time I saw him.
I automatically knew he was a new kid, and I just kinda stared.
Not gonna lie, I thought he was pretty hot too. haha
Anyway,
He’s been there for me through everything.
We used to go through our periods where we wouldn’t talk for months, and then randomly start again, but he’s always helped when he could.
I couldn’t imagine what my life would be like without him.
He means so much to me, & I’m never ever going to lose him.
I’ve never felt this strongly for anyone before.
I know we can last.
Mike, I fucking love you so much. You really have no idea.
I wish I was there so bad.
I just want to touch you and be close to you. :(
You are everything to me.
"..it would be hell.. satan would rise.. noo .. she WOULD be satan, and be like RAWR RAWR RAWR
and eat your head..
the end..
3"

Heroes:

Mom.