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JackassHogan

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About Me


I Be Mike: /b 1) TALK... I write back... if im on.. lol
2) If I add you and never talk, or attempt to. delete me. sorry but im not on often anymore
3) Thats the one thing I ask, please talk. Im done with the assholes who think theyre too good for it.
-Im a straight up Gangsta PEE-AYE-EM-PEE..Watch yo self
-Dont ask, Im taken by the most amazing girl in the world, Jade -The Used = Greatest band in the world... AKA Sex
-Myspace = Gay. What can I say?
-I have a very twisted mind,
-I've many ideas for a sick, horror movie =)
-The mind of a Serial killer fascinates me.
-I wana be an ice cream truck man... and give free ice cream!
-At the moment Im obsessed with the video below
-Im pretty lazy.. I can beat you at lazy contests
-Im a little kid inside... A fat kid at that =)
-I work at Shell, sucks balls, but its work. Visit me?
-Im barely on here anymore cuz of that
-Im starting to go crazy, so dont mind me =)
-Ill be honest, I LOVE arguing.. lol
-Im open to many thoughts so I can talk and not judge
-Dont comment my pics please. Theyre just there.
-For the most part, I know what I want in life.
-Some favorite things are
-My amazing Jade -Horror & Comedy movies
-Cartoons
-Video Games (Halo, Zelda, and Gears ftw!) lol
-Serial Killers
-Guitar and Music =D
-Chilling with my gangstas
-Watching movies

My Interests

Jade -- 7/22/07
Seriously, not a moment passes by without me thinking of this girl. She never ceases to amaze me each and every day. Ive known her for a few years now and our relationship has only gotten stronger throughout the years. I can honestly say I have NEVER felt this way about anybody, and I'm very happy to have her in my life. She brings me all the happiness i could ever want and a reason to look foward in life. I've no idea what I'd be doing if I hadn't met her, but frankly I don't care, because I'd much rather spend every moment possible with my arms around her. She's been there for me since the 8th grade, and not once has she failed to make anything better. Her kisses always frees my worries, her grasp always remain at my side. She's beautiful, funny, has an amazing personality, accepts my many imperfections, overall just the best. I couldn't ask for anymore
She means the world to me, She is my everything I love her
I love you Jade Btw it was US that created BBFLs (Bondage Buddy For Life) ...
...Dead serious. =D

I'd like to meet:

This dude

Check Out My Homiez

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Music:

music is good.. i like lots

Movies:

If it has Blood, Retarded People, or Boobs then Ill watch it. lol
Nightmare Before Christmas
Grandma's Boy
Silent Hill
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devils Rejects
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Transformers
Saw
Dumb and Dumber
Alice in Wonderland
Resident Evil
My Zelda cartoons

Television:

Courage the Cowardly Dog!!!
Attack of the Show!
Frisky Dingo
Family Guy
Action Blast
Invader Zim
South Park
Scrubs
Colbert Report
Chappelle's Show
Futurama
Metalocalypse
X-Play
I miss the old:
-Pokemon
-Power Rangers
-Ninja Turtles
-Scooby Doo

Books:

I dont like books.. but Cirque Du Freak and Harry Potter were good

Heroes:

Brandon made this awesome drawking XD hahaha its amazing!Another drawing from Kortney =D

My Blog

Until Next Time

His eyes arousedSuch beauty is perfectThe reflection of her'sHe feels at home once againWhy does it have to be like this? The warmth of her embraceSmile so sweetlyThey give every wordIf...
Posted by JackassHogan on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Captain Coon Face

to my awesome bbfl and hero jade. k so like, to start off.. we love our sex, hence the BBFL, Bondage Buddy For Life =Dwith our many ideas and toys we come up with.. and sadly wish we had, we could end...
Posted by JackassHogan on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:38:00 PST

here is the story i dedicate to lauren.. and a retarded platypus

well once there was this girl.. her name was lauren.. she asked her mommy for a platypus and for christmas she got one.. only it was no normal platypus... it was retarded and had a 5th leg coming out ...
Posted by JackassHogan on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

to my belovid awsumly cool frend.. katie t =D

so once there was this girl.. she was born frum her daddy, who is kinda girl and boy.. her name was katie everybody loved katie til she foudn out she had super powers and used them to pull other kids ...
Posted by JackassHogan on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

mine and katies plan to becoming rich negros =D

Katie: Subject- MIKE FLENNER!!!!! check ur goddamn messages ur gangsta slayer...if u dont rhett wont recieve!!!!! -------------------------------------------------- Me: SUBJECT- TO: KATIE - MY BAD...
Posted by JackassHogan on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST