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Jennifer

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, 'Now there's a school that self-destructed, not

About Me

I had a subscription for 2 years to gay male porn."Moe do you see that team last night, they sucked. I mean they really sucked, they were the sucky bunch of sucks that every sucked, and I've seen some people suck but they sucked. Gotta go my damn wiener kids are bothering me."I'm scared of sharks, thus, I must go to them. But I need to carry a knife or a gun so I can stab and/or shoot them if they get uppity with me.Not to be gross, but the only time you should be shout "I have diarrhea is when you play scrabble, cause its worth a shitload of points

My Interests

wathing blaxpolition movieswatching crappy movies at 12 pm on HBO Walking Lola

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Carter, Ralph Steadman, and David Cross (Already did that one)

Music:

Metric, Depeche Mode, Dalek, and any top 40 hit you can line dance to

Movies:

Mysterious skin , thumbsucker, three extremes, Gangster No. 1, Black Belt JonesMovies we love to hate and hate is not a big enough word: Shaolin Dolemite , Insane Clown Posse Movie because it has a cameo by the MisfitsDolemite 2-Human Tornado---uses the classic cutaway shot during a sex scene-which than shows dolemite eating ribs. Best/Worse Movie behind Purple Rain

Television:

Carnivale, Arrest Development, Family Guy, anything on Court TV, History Channel, and next pussycat doll Bands on the Run-so underrated

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman

Heroes:

Again Ralph Steadman, any Welshman who can hang with one of the last great eccentric southern gentlemen is my hero