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Small Child Is A Dope Cunt

I’ve invented nothing; I’ve simply been the secretary of my sensations

About Me


"Everything is possible, and yet nothing is. All is permitted, and yet again, nothing. No matter which way we go, it is no better than any other. It is all the same whether you achieve something or not, have faith or not, just as it is all the same whether you cry or remain silent. There is an explanation for everything, and yet there is none. Everything is both real and unreal, normal and absurd, splendid and insipid. There is nothing worth more than anything else, nor any idea better than any other. Why grow sad from one's sadness and delight in one's joy? What does it matter whether our tears come from pleasure or pain? Love your unhappiness and hate your happiness, mix everything up, scramble it all! Be a snowflake dancing in the air, a flower floating downstream! Have courage when you don't need to, and be a coward when you must be brave! Who knows? You may still be a winner! And if you lose, does it really matter? Is there anything to win in this world? All gain is a loss, and all loss is a gain. Why always expect a definite stance, clear ideas, meaningful words? I feel as if I should spout fire in response to all the questions which were ever put, or not put, to me."
Hi Im Chris.
I often forget I am old, even though I'm Not really old, but in my head I am. I like watching cartoons and smoking and going to gigs. I live in Auckland and as much as it can have moments of sucking, I still seem to live here and enjoy it, but it's the company I keep that makes it all worthwhile, even if I do have moments of forgetting to call or text my kids (friends, I call my friends my kids k, K. I don't care what you do, I don't care what you put into your body, so don't shit on me for what I do with or do not do with to mine.
I love my friends because they respect my decisions, as I theirs.
I love loud nasty music more than any other and it does not matter if it is Hardcore or Metal, i just like music for the way it speaks to us all in different ways, and how it affects us.
After all, Even Charles Manson liked music.
But mostly I am a fan of lyrical stylings.
From time to time I like mellow styles. Johnny Cash and Leonard Cohen rock my world in ways I simply can't explain.
I love watching COLD BY WINTER play live. They are an amazingly talented band and one i would recommend to ANYONE. Hopefully They will release new material soon!!
I love gigs and this is not dependent on genre or which country the band is from, I have seen local band without a record contract kick the shit out of international bands due to the fact they actually seemed to give a shit about what they were doing.
Meeting bands is cool.
I'm not a bad influence, I just am badly influenced....
Someday I wish to live overseas...
Japanese People are the nicest people in the world.
Foreign Food tastes like yum
And the textures of cool things are just that.
cool....

Other things I like (in no real order)


    Good company People that stick to their belief structure even if I dont agree with them Cooking yum for friends Drunk people Homeboys Butter Chicken Punk kids with fashion sense Pretty Shoes My lovely friends My family, and the families of those who I care for Owning to many cds Ipods Sleep Giving shoulder and neck massages Sometimes listening to reggae and dub People that smell nice People who take care of their hair People who have episodes of laziness Talking .. for no real reason Swimming in the ocean Playing bomberman at Yifans Winning bomberman at Yifans Playing stupid car games on xbox People who can DJ the music I love to hear Being tattooed, getting tattoos, admiring the tattoos of others Meeting bands Gay Marriage Getting cds/posters signed The idea of one day owning many many many dogs And a cow which i will name George Pretty coloured fish Stingrays Smoking cigerettes
    And of course there are things I Don't like (in no real order)
    Organised Religion People that smell bad and don't seem to care Sports, and the way people obsess about it People with no conscience The way people drugs affect people Junkies Shaving, I fucking hate shaving Being Bored People that take no pride in how they look People that tell me smoking does not make me look cool, when I know for a fact it does 90% of all Hip Hop Ipods fucking up Owning too many cds... Losing bomberman at Yifans Dance music in general - it has no soul, I cant see how people can torture themselves by listening to it... Brian Tamaki and his 'church' Rascism, Homophobia...Fascism in general Stupid my space messages that say nothing of any use... Milk Atheletes foot Ripping off my leg when I was 17.. kinda sucked Not being able to listen to music
Bands I Have Met AFI 2006
Avenged Sevenfold 2006
Beastie Boys 2005
Beck 1998
Ben Harper 1998, 2000
Black Eyed Peas 2004
Cold By Winter ha ha
Darkest Hour 2006
Death By Stereo 2006
Dinosaur Jnr 2006
Elenemop ha ha
Faith No More(rip) 1998
Good Charlotte 2002
Good Riddance 2004
Green Day 2006
Hole 1995, 1999
Interpol 2006
Illdisposed 2006
Jeff Buckley (rip) 1997
Killswitch Engage 2006
Korn 1999
Lamb Of God 2007
Lost Prophets 2004
Marilyn Manson 1997, 1999
Mastodon 2007
Metallica 2004
Ministry 1995
Misfits 2006
Motorhead 2005
Murderdolls 2003
Muse 2004
NOFX
Parkway Drive 2006
Poison The Well 2004
Rhombus ha ha
Salmonella Dub ha ha
Shai Hulud 2005
Shihad ha ha
Sick Of It All 2004
Simple Plan ha ha
Slayer
Slipknot 2005
Stereogram 2005
Suicidal Tendancies 1998
System Of A Down 2001, 2005, 2006
The Darkness 2994
The Mars Volta 2004, 2006, 2007
The Strokes 2006
Third Eye Blind 1998
Thrice 2006
Thursday 2004, 2006
Underoath 2006
Velvet Revolver 2006
Ween 1998
Weezer 1996

There are probably more, I just can't remember everyone..

My Interests


"He sculpted his sentences neatly, measuring them out with a cadence that seemed to promise an ultimate moral that never came. Years of teaching had left him with that firm and didactic tone of someone used to being heard, but not certain of being listened to."
Life, Music, Food, Thinking, Walking, Talking, Listening, Painting, Reading, Observing, Inhaling, Breathing

I'd like to meet:


Tiger Army
Bleeding Through
Tom Waits
Satyricon


Music:

Small Child Currently Loves

Lamb Of God
Jeff Buckley
Mastodon
The Cure
Cold By Winter
Portishead
Redline
Nine Inch Nails
Sinfura
Tom Waits
Rancid
Johnny Cash
Bleeding Through
Killswitch Engage
Avenged Sevenfold
ISIS
Regina Spektor
A Perfect Circle
Lilly Fuckin Allen

A lot more than my other likes



R.I.P.



Movies:

Weird Documentaries Natural Born Killers Taxi Driver Pulp Fiction Rambo Kill Bill 1 & 2 Napolean Dynamite Res Dogs Jackie Brown Edward Scissorhands Charlie And The Cocolate Fatory(both) Nightmare Before Xmas Beetlejuice Freeway Die Hard Trilogy Indiana Jones Trilogy Star Wars (all) Happy Scrappy Hero Pup Clerks Mallrats Chasing Amy The Crow Battle Royale Dark City The Sexorcist Howard The Duck Ferris Buelers Day Off Seven Samurai Yojimbo 8mm Ong Bak Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Transformers Goodbye Pork Pie Came A Hot Friday The Butterfly Effect Fight Club Harry and The Hendersons

Television:


Tv Kills Conversations

Books:

Sun Tzu
Chuck Palahniuk
Cioran
Sartre
Nietzsche
Carlos Ruiz Zafón
Isaac Adamson
Dr Hunter S. Thompson


Comics
Amongst others...

Heroes:

People that create the fantastic.

Like Cioran