LiL DeViL - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I aM aN hOnEsT pErSoN aNd ExPeCt ThE sAmE fRoM oThErS!! OnCe I tHoUgHt I wAs A sLuT, tHeN i ReAlIzEd I wAs AcTiNg LiKe A mAn!! MaYbE sOmE wOmEn WeReN't MeAnT tO bE tAmEd, MaYbE tHeY'rE sUpPoSeD tO rUn WiLd UnTiL tHeY fInD sOmEoNe JuSt As WiLd To RuN wItH!!!!ThAnK yOu FoR mAkInG mE tHe CeNtEr Of YoUr WoRlD!!!!

My Interests

JuSt AbOuT eVeRyThInG!!!! i LoVe MeEtInG nEw PeOpLe, LiFe'S tO sHoRt NoT tO eNjOy It!!!! I wAnT tO bE rEmEmBeReD aS tHe GiRl WhO sMiLeS eVeN tHoUgH hEr HeArT iS bRoKeN, aNd ThE oNe WhO cAn AlWaYs BrIgHtEn Up YoUr DaY eVeN iF ShE cOuLdN't BrIgHtEn Up HeR oWn!!LiEiNg, ChEaTiNg, DiShOnEsT pEoPlE!!! i DoN't HaVe ThE tImE oR nEeD fOr YoUr BuLlShIt, I hAvE mY oWn DrAmA cAlLeD lIfE!!!!

I'd like to meet:

AlL sOrTs Of PeOpLe!! fUn AnD cRaZy PeOpLe!! ThE gReAtEsT cHaLlEnGe In LiFe Is To FiNd SoMeOnE WhO kNoWs AlL yOuR fLaWs, DiFfErEnCeS, aNd MiStAkEs, AnD yEt StIlL sEe'S tHe BeSt In YoU!!!!

Music:

A vArIeTy Of MuSiC.

Movies:

Talledega Nights - Ricky Bobby - "If your not first, your last" - lol Godfather - "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

Television:

Sex and the City, Sopranos, ER, Law and Order

Books:

Men See You As Playful
Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate
You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys
You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities
Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that! How Do Men See You?
You Are a Total Player!
Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro.
Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one.
For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending.
And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. Are You a Player?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You?

Heroes:

My TwO cHiLdReN: jOsHuA & eLiZaBeThMy FaMiLy & My FrIeNdS = My HEROS. CoMe HoMe SoOn, StAy SaFe!!!! I LoVe Ya AlL.

My Blog

i WiLl SuRvIvE......lol

.. SING IT GIRLS!!!At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that Igrew strong, and I kne...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST

BlAcK tEsTiClEs

BLACK TESTICLES A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nu...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

Marine Sniper

Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine shrugged and replied: &nbs...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

If Your In Love With A Soldier

~If you're not in love with a soldier, you can't know adventure. You don't know smelly PT uniforms that require a daily washing. You can't understand green and brown camouflag...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

The Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s."May I help you?" she asked."I want to see Venus," the man replied."Sir, Venus i...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

I mIsS yOu!!!!

I Miss You... I miss you. I miss your warm eyes,the way you listen and care.I miss your kissesand all that we share. I miss you. I miss the touch of your hand,so reassurin...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

MeXiCaN fRiEnDs

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.FRIENDS: Will say "hello."MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.MEXICAN ...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

Does Your Name Fit You?

K: Really sillyI: Loves to laughM: Makes dating funB: Loves peopleE: Freakin' beautiful eyesR: Good bf/gfL: Is so hottY: Loved by everybody A: GorgeousN: Can ...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

WhAt DoEs YoUr NaMe SaY aBoUt YoU?

What your name says about you!!!! Letters for your name A : you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : Great in bed. F : You are dead sexy...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

SoMeThInG tO tHiNk AbOuT

Something to Think About There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her...
Posted by LiL DeViL on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST