Turd Ferguson

Reality hit me in the face when I was like 9...........I was pushing my imaginary friend on a swing and when the swing came back, it smacked me in the face, and gave me a bloody nose; it was empty......I have a huge appetite for the things in life that are bad for you or at least give me the runs. .........I go to school at the University of Minnesota,i'm a senior and i'm a double major in neuroscience and psychology and want to go to medical school and hope to be a doctor......I'm a nerd I study a lot music is my soulfood flip flops and jeans are how I do but one thing you can bet is i'm the worst person when it comes to punctuation and run-on sentences, it's overrated, so if you're reading this and annoyed at my lack of anything intellectual or proper....sorry I hate people who drive slow in the fast lane, who wear socks with sandals, and who tuck their shirts in without a belt... I got an idea, call me up (1-800-PP-FIVE-ONE-DOO-DOO)ask me why it's not okay for guys to go to the tanning bed, wax their eye brows, go to express for men thinking that buying that striped button up shirt off the dummy in the store window because you might just be the only frat boy out on the town with it, and just when your getting the urge to put on some Nickelback or Creed, just dont, because i'm pretty sure even Jesus hates creed....................................................... ............................................................ ................anything else you want to know? just ask!!!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4