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Jillybeanz

Everyt'ing's Irie!!!

About Me


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Create your own Mood-Meter ChuckNorris'isms - Gotta love it! When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a "Delta Force" marathon on satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy; it is a Chucktatorship.***NEW Chuck Norrisism's . . . . ***Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because you can't grow hair on steel.

My Interests

Hmmm . . .let's see . . .I like hockey, music, dogs, cars, cooking/baking, and chillin' with the "buds".

I'd like to meet:

i guess i'll start a list. Does it matter if they're dead? i've got some distant relatives i'd like to have met Sam Houston & Alexander Graham Bell . Woody Haralson would be pretty cool to meet, so would Dave Chapelle, Johnny Depp, Brad Nowell, Layne Staley, Gwen Stefani (as far as girls go), more to be added as I think of them. . .

Music:

I like a little bit of everything, but I can't live without Morcheeba, Sublime, Alice & Chains, Tool, Bob Marley, 311, Beastie Boys, Stone Temple Pilots, Clutch, Linkin Park, Garbage, Gorillaz, Rabbit & the Moon, Aphrodite, & others.

Movies:

Comedies & Action

Television:

Not a big tv watcher, unless it's on Spike, Speed, Travel, or Comedy Central.

Books:



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[noun]:

An immortal

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[adjective]:

Insatiable to the point of crazy

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Heroes:

My mom! She still loves me, after all the hell I put her through growing up. Besides her I don't really have any heroes. There are folks I look up to and/or go to for advice, but no real "heroes".

My Blog

Benji Fucking Hughes

My response to the email below sent by someone I knew as handsome, charming, smart, & KIND in high school, but has apparently . . . . changed . . . . a bit . . . . . since then.  See bel...
Posted by Jillybeanz on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

STOP the Chain Mail Shit!!!

  Geeeeeezzzzz People!!!  I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING CHAIN LETTER TO TELL ME I BELIEVE IN GOD!!!  I BELIEVE IN GOD AND HE ALREADY KNOW'S THIS - I DO NOT NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU!!!!!!...
Posted by Jillybeanz on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST