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Madame Doubletap

About Me

I'm the shit...I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. I like pina coladas and gettin' caught in the rain. I'm a maniac, maniac on the dance floor. My name is Amy and I am funky. My hypocrisy knows no bounds. Maybe I was wrong for thinking there was something there for me. Maybe it's not about the truth, because the truth couldn't set me free. Maybe there's a million people who could feel the way I do. But it doesn't matter now. I still got a thing for you.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush. We have some things to discuss. Gary Oldman, so I could punch him in the fucking face for being so fucking cool on screen, the people who invented auto-tuner, so I could punch them in the faces for releasing horribly painful acts on the world, Beethoven (in the hopes he would fall madly in love with me and write me a symphony...and also just because he was a genius), Poe (the poet, not the singer...though she kicks my ass, too), the person who invented sippy cups, the first person to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Jeff Buckley (so I could hear Hallelujah live one last time), Henry Rollins, and lastly (but I should have put this first) my grandfather, and brother, both of whom were gone before I arrived.

My Blog

The day the music died...

One year ago, today...in fact, almost this moment, my family lost a wonderful, beautiful, vibrant, caring, funny, brilliant, loving, supportive, and precious man. I'm finding it hard to drag myself to...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:44:00 GMT

Africa, Africa, Africa

Okay, so I posted some pictures. More to come. I promise to post another blog about the trip with as much detail as possible. Unfortunately, I have no stories about safari's or baby lions or anything ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:19:00 GMT

I blessed the rains down in Africa...

Well, folks. The time has come. I'm headed for South Africa tonight. Wish me luck and pray that I don't come back with Malaria, Yellow Fever, any of the Hepatitises, or circumsized....just saying. I'...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:13:00 GMT

Amy, get your gun...

I'm going to South Africa!!! Woo hoo, bitches! 10 days, 9 fabulous nights in para-fucking-dise! I can't wait. Safari, elephants, the honeymoon we never had, awesome food, adult time with my 3 favorite...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 16:24:00 GMT

Eugene...

I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their kind messages regarding Eugene. They really meant a lot to me. Its been 12 days and I've been feeling like I wanted to talk about him...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:58:00 GMT

To Fallen Comrades...

Something I found the other day... I've seen them gather like an army of saviorswho've come to save us all,with their strong jaws,and sure hands,and their eyes that have seenfar too much of this world...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:26:00 GMT

Just so you know...by Troy

So, we're watching the VH1 Rock Honors the other night and my husband says the most brilliant, semi-gay, hysterical thing I've ever heard. Write this one down, folks. Let me set it up. We're watching...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:23:00 GMT

Shinedown...

So, I'd been hearing that fucking Shinedown song, "Save Me" everytime I turned on the radio. There was something kind of familiar about it, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then, one day in th...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:48:00 GMT

Having babies and what-not...Part II

So, I laid in bed for a couple of more contractions. But, laying down was becoming more and more uncomfortable, as my contractions were coming fast and furious and getting stronger by the second. I wa...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:43:00 GMT

Having babies and what-not...

Okay, so...ummm...where to begin. Hmm...I suppose I could start at the beginning. So, my mom and I decide we want to see a movie. We had been trying to get to the movies for days, but never could get...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:51:00 GMT