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S†ABBY

Just be true to yourself if it lands you in hell, well, at least now you know

About Me


i strive to learn something new about myself everyday.
i'm easily amused, yet often bored. i see the humor in everything, and am very hard to offend. i like it when people laugh at me, not with me. i'm addicted to sugar. i'm physically incapable of burping. i'm from maine and i hate lobster. i will not eat whole tomatos, cooked spinach, mussels, clams, or avacados (unless in guacamole form). i'm aware that i say "hiccup" when i hiccup. ...i can't help it. i can do a mean steamboat jig... ask me about it sometime. i openly admit when i've farted (if it smells). ... it usually smells. i have an obsession with sharks. i'm even more outgoing when i feel awkward. i'm horrible at taking hints. i have really shitty gaydar. i'm a neat freak. ...i HATE crumbs in my bed. i eat meat... and i love it. i hate girly girls. i hate an over abundance of hot pink. ...i think chicks who make out with other girls when they're drunk are fuckin stupid... and i fucking HATE hello kitty. i like boys taller than me. i'm not a "lady". and i'm not politically correct.
(photo by Bob Coulter)
How to make a Abby
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little caring if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests



music, acting, sharks, naked wrestling, picking scabs, taco bell, biting my nails, being on stage, bubble baths, slim jims, reverse darwinism, sleeping, people watching, pooping, deep tissue massages, eating cheese, eating perfect pears and other ripe fruits, eating in general, socializing, shiny metal, socializing with shiny metal, knitting, spontanaity, designer apparel i can't afford, stupid movies, doing absolutely nothing at all with someone i love.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



.DandyWarhols.AlkalineTrio.Muse.Placebo.AFI.ImogenHeap.
.DeathCab.Elastica.Suede.TheCure.DavidBowie.Beethoven.
.Pulp.RiloKiley.Damone.Portishead.DepecheMode.TheFaint.
.TakingBackSunday.BrandNew.Ladytron.HeadAutomatica.
.ElliottSmith.Eisley.Editors.BlocParty.Annie.Mozart.
.ShinyToyGuns.TheGo!Team.Mae.LeTigre.Freezepop.Bach.
.JustinTimberlake.Oasis.Blur.FrouFrou.Air.Beck.Debussy.
.Elefant.Goldfrapp.DJShadow.MassiveAttack.SneakerPimps.
.RoxyMusic.PostalService.Eurythmics.ImaRobot.SigurRos.
.MarilynManson.TheRapture.TheUnicorns.MazzyStar.Bjork.
.Prince.ThePixies.BrianJonestownMassacre.NIN.TheBeatles.
.JohnnyCash.ThePolice.FionaApple.TheBronx...

Movies:



- Velvet Goldmine
- Science of Sleep
- JAWS
- Wet, Hot, American Summer
- Rules of Attraction
- Igby Goes Down
- Eternal Sunshine
- Garden State
- The Princess Bride
- I - Almost Famous
- South Park
- 28 Days Later
- Dangerous Beauty
- Lord of the Rings
- Amadeus
- Interview w/ the Vampire
- Bram's Dracula
- Lost Boys
- Sense and Sensibility
- Emma
- Jane Eyre
- Gone w/ the Wind
- Thumbsucker
- Closer
- Shopgirl
- Marie Antoinette
.... anything else involving vampires, zombies, serial killers, Jane Austen or Johnny Depp

Television:



- South Park
- Nip/Tuck
- Entourage
- The Tudors
- Lost
- Heroes
- Weeds
- Dexter
- Rome
- Family Guy
- Kids in the Hall
- X-Files
- SHARKWEEK

Books:



books taste good AND they nourish your mind!

Heroes:



i like tacos

My Blog

Vieques, Puerto Rico **PICTURES**

yay! i finally got my pictures developed! check 'em outttttI arrived around 5pm on Thursday evening... ...just in time to catch the sunsetMy dear buddybuddy lettuce cabbage ballsack licker ANDY MECCA...
Posted by STABBY" on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

DON'T EAT SHARK FIN SOUP!

The Truth Behing Shark-Fin SoupShark-fin Soup - which really contains shark fins, and unfortunately isn't an exotic-sounding colloquialism for cheese on toast or noodles stuffed with vegetables shaped...
Posted by STABBY" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:53:00 PST

karma.

it seriously works in mysterious ways.i'm waiting for my dues to come.. it's been awhile, lemme tell ya. after all i've been through. the countless times my heart has been trampled. those numerous i...
Posted by STABBY" on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

ATTN: PEOPLE WHO OWE ME MONEY (or care about my well-being)

there are several of you who owe me money... most of which don't feel they should... but according to the law, you do. because i'm a nice person, i'm waiting for your consciences to kick in..... and ...
Posted by STABBY" on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

newwwwww tattoooooooo

so here are pictures of my first (and probably only) tattoo. it hurt like i couldnt believe... granted itw as on my foot, but i gotta hand it to all you inked up fools out there. respect. word. thank...
Posted by STABBY" on Sun, 28 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

attn: myspace hos - this is why i'm better than you

the truth is girls.... the internet will only take you so far. anyone can look hot with the right lighting, an expensive camera, makeup, and/or an extensive knowledge of Photoshop. i love how ...
Posted by STABBY" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST