I'm not much of a conversationalist these days. I am finding it increasingly difficult to find decent conversation anyway. Everybody seems to wanna discuss the wrong thing... how much gas costs, who is gonna wind up in the whitehouse, their friggin iphone... i've given up on talking to people.
I've got a couple of opinions that I leave readily available like restaurant matchbooks... they play out like this...
1) I DONT DISCUSS POLITICS WITH IDIOTS.
2) TECHNOLOGY DISCUSSION MAKES POOR PILLOWTALK.
3) OUR BORDERS ARE FUCKED SO LEARN SPANISH
4) NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.