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Heidi

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Dave.

Movies:

Anything about geeks, nerds, addicts, fuckheads and general shit basically. MOst movies of the 80's. Welcome to the Dollhouse!

Television:

I love all kinds of crap on tv,especially ray mears and bill oddie.i'm alan partridge, brasseye, the day today, the office, 15 stories high, phoenix nights, my name is earl, desperate housewives, diagnosis murder, monk, murder she wrote, jeremy kyle, trisha goddard, friday night project, 8 out of ten cats, marion and geoff, all 80's cartoons, trapdoor for example is being re-run. Cashback!

Heroes:

Ray Mears, he can knock up a house from leaves and I can't. Rick Astley, where did he go for so long? Lord Byron, he was pure filth. Mark Sloane from Diagnosis Murder, super sleuth with less facial hair than Angela Lansbury.

My Blog

HELL YES

So that past couple of days has been jam packed of awesomeness. I went to a mentalist metal awards show with Jess and we saw loads of random people like Bullet for My Valentine and met some people too...
Posted by Heidi on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:19:00 PST

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Today I went to a butterfly farm, saw some tiny monkeys, ate the most amazing glazed ham and jack's nanna Jean gave me a baby lemon which I have christened marvin and Matt Goss added ME!! I think this...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

Disgusting porn man fingers

I caught a train to Teddington last night at approximately 19.48pm from Waterloo. A rather odd looking man also boarded the train and sat opposite me. He was on the telephone for quite sometime and it...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:24:00 PST

things to remember

I just wanted to make note of things that I am likely to forget in life but desperately want to remember. I stood next to chuck palahniuk at traffic lights outside the old vic, I served Alistair Stewa...
Posted by Heidi on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:55:00 PST

What a shame.

Last night I went out for an old Bournemouth friend's birthday to the comedy store in Leicester Sq. Unfortunately this story does not have a happy ending. I got completely shitfaced, passed out in a t...
Posted by Heidi on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

Excrete into a sandwich bag to see if you have worms.

What an eventful week. Over the last few days I have had several Bournemouth guests staying in my London domain and with that came Mayhem. My friend Phil trod on Bjork, I almost exposed myself in Burg...
Posted by Heidi on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:44:00 PST

I have to stop getting trains.

I haven't had a gripe for a few days and I have a lot of anger. I had to get a train home at short notice due to a personal emergency and things went downhill from there. I accidentally sat in a quiet...
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:32:00 PST

I have a train to get, fuck the train, catch bird flu!

Today I was angered by a stupid business like woman in my shop who was rude and abrupt about whether she wanted her wrapping paper folded and in a bag because she had foolishly made the decision to bu...
Posted by Heidi on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:29:00 PST

I am shit.

Hey kids, today what makes Miss Heidi mad is that her gay ensuite shower is jammed on a really hot setting! Damn this shitty bathroom of mine, damn it to hell. Also am hating a certain american idiot....
Posted by Heidi on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:01:00 PST

stupid fucking commuters

From this day on I am going to leave a blog everyday about the things that have annoyed me that day. This is to monitor how progressively miserable I am becoming as a result of ageing and living in Lo...
Posted by Heidi on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:25:00 PST