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Jonny-5

Black Hearts Now Reign!!!

About Me

SO CAL PIRATE COALITIONWell..... I dont want to be stupid....., cheesy....., or make me sound too good! To tell you the truth I've been through alot, I've seen alot, I've screwed up, I've let people down, I've hurt people, I've disgraced God, my family and friends and I will mess up again. I might piss you off, hurt you, or disgrace you. But guess what... I am a human! Luckily for me I have this awesome best friend that has always got my back. Jesus Christ! This guy doesnt give up! He's constantly fixing me up for God to see someday. Ok, so you think I sound preachy. Meh! I am soon going to be planting churches in bars and venue/clubs. Not to condemn people, but to let them know that we all screw up! We are all messed up! Real true christians love on you. They arent religious pricks! Jesus sure wasnt! He hung out with the lowest of the low and the slyest of the sly! Jesus even condemns the religious! I dont like Religion and it doesnt like me. Religion is a false perception of hope that focuses on laws. Religion distracts and destroys the true message of Jesus. Mathew 15:8-9 says "Jesus said 'These people honor me with their lips,buttheir hearts are far from me. They worship me in vain;their teachings are butrules taught by men.'" So once the church plant is up and running, come in and have a brew, I'll have one with you, and we chit chat a bit. It is called Insurgency Ministries. Ok thats the most important thing about me. For those of you that stuck it through my lil' preaching rant..... I'm damn proud. Thank you! Now the other stuff, I play the drums, bass, the saw, i'm learning the guitar and I sing. I love the ARTS!!! I have several little projects in the air. If I look familiar yes I was in Black Top Demon and yes they are still together! I also was in Alatrano and several little junk punk bands that never really did anything. I pretty much am a weird dude! I like to do stupid things that you probably would not do. heres an example: jumping off the balcony of a friends apartment with a garbage can full bottles and making a beer garden in the neighbors lawn(kinda like forking someones lawn) then jumping their fence rolling down a hill and runing around the block before they went back outside. then theres a few I cant put up here for fear of legalities.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Thou Shalt Always Kill

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My Interests

Music! (Drummer, bassist, saw playing, singer, writing lyrics, listening to and composing), drama/theatre, acting, directing, film, writing, history, art, culinary arts, glassblowing, photography, skateboarding, surfing, debate, pyrotechnics, special effects, fashion, my faith, Thee Black Heart Saints

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp (to have a smoke and talk about the choice of films he's in), Tom Waits (for his inspiration), Kevin Smith (to listen to his genius and talk spirituality with him, I hear he's very devout to his faith in God), Wes Craven (where does his inspiration come from?), Anne Rice (To talk about dreams), Jesus (For a number of reasons that would take a lifetime to mention), Satan (to ask what really caused his "great rebelion"), Buddah (to see if he was fat or skinny), And Of coarse Henry Avery "The Most Successful Buccaneer", Stede Bonnet "A Pirate and a Gentleman", Anny Bonny "A Wild and Wicked Woman", Howel Davis " A Downright Tricky Fellow", Edward England " A Sober Sort of Man", William Kidd "A Ruthless Tyrant", Jack Rackham (Calico Jack) "A Roaring Boy", Mary Read "A Daring Woman", Bart Roberts (Black Bart) " A Black-Hearted Villian", Edward Teach (Blackbeard) " The Devil Incarnate", Thomas Tew "Tew in point of Gallantry, was inferior to none", Edward Low " A Hoodlum Turned Pirate", Christopher Condent "English Pirate Who Led An Attack on the Deady Cracken", Christopher Moody "Held A Policy Of No Quarter", John Quelch "A French Pirate", Henry Morgan "A Most Fortunate Pirate" To talk about Piracy with them!!! and anyone else that might excite me.

Music:

There is a ridiculous amount of music that I like, for some idea go check out Rev. Black Heart Jonny's Music Page there are so many more i have yet to find on myspace.

Movies:

Mostly Pirate and Mafia films, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trilogy and the 5 seasons of cartoons, Kevin Smith films, Quentin Tarantino films, Lars Von Trier films, Buster Keaton films, Charlie Chaplin films, The Passion, Knockaround Boys, Cannibal the Musical, Devils Advocate, Evil Dead, Scareface, Memento, Requiem For a Dream, Benny And Joon, Lost Boys, Stigmata, The Order, Napoleon Dynomite, Donny Darko, The Incredibles, The God Father collection, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, Nowhere, Labrynth, Rocky Horror, Rent, Monty Python stuff, From Hell, The Kid (the Disney one with Spencer Breslin and Bruce Willis), The Neverending Story, Pirates of the Carribean, Captian Kid, etc etc. movies that make you think sequel but there never is one, I hate the typical "Hollywood" movie. I'm a big fan of indi-films and directors cuts. And Blah Blah Blah

Television:

Dont watch much but I do Like: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Metalocalypse, Operation Runway, Fresh Prince, House, Jackass (and all the shows with those guys or the mimmick style shows), The Simpsons, Head Bangers Ball, Discovery Channel, Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters, Red Green, History Channel, and a few others I cant think of at the moment.

Books:

The Bible, Donald Miller's books, A Radical Reformission, Poe Poetry, Anne Rice novels, Choke, Dantes Inferno, Treasure Island, Other books on piracy, Steven King, my old books on music theory/ear training, books on percussion, books on drama all aspects of it, history books, etc

Heroes:

Jesus Christ,, My dad, My mom, my brother Micah, My Opa, , My Grammy, My unkle Kirk, Holly, People that follow my favorite quote: "Dont dream it, Be it!"Henry Avery, Stede Bonnet, Anny Bonny, Howel Davis, Edward England, William Kidd, Jack Rackham (Calico Jack), Mary Read, Bart Roberts (Black Bart), Edward Teach (Blackbeard), Thomas Tew, Edward Low, Christopher Condent, Christopher Moody, John Quelch, Henry Morgan

My Blog

I Am Human

  I Am Human   I am human. Yes, that's what I am! I am human, I make mistakes! I am not perfect, I fall and I fade! I am wrong at the worst of times! I am verbal homicide! I am everyth...
Posted by Reverend Black Heart Jonny on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:51:00 PST

ALL AGES SHOWS TO BE CANCELLED IN WASHINGTON!!!!!

there is a new bill proposing changes to the State of Washington Liquor laws. There are many horrible ideas in it, the worst being the elimination of all ages shows at venues with alcohol. This means ...
Posted by Reverend Black Heart Jonny on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

Christians are what is wrong with Christianity

This blog is by the Vocalist for Foreknown, Sam Dean, I think it holds some real truth and I would have to agree with him 100% If you want to read the original with comments go to and comment on that ...
Posted by Reverend Black Heart Jonny on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:06:00 PST

Her Breath Came Shrill

This is a poem I just wrote, I was thinking about what kind of tea I wanted to drink and pow, it hit me like a punch in the face, and I started writing as fast as I could, nonstop till I reached ...
Posted by Reverend Black Heart Jonny on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:36:00 PST