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Ben2

Baby, I love your chests ooh, Lady, I'm crazy 'bout your breasts

About Me


The hand behind this pen relives a failure every day.

My Interests

A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Grave

I'd like to meet:

american apparel models, Pippi Longstocking

Music:

No blast beats.

Books:

I like internet comics.

Heroes:



My Blog

yardwork

I went over to the house where I grew up to do some yardwork with my parents today. It was weird, I haven't been there for at least ten years. I was mortified to find the tree that once supported the ...
Posted by Ben2 on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:35:00 PST

grin n bear it

[01:00] BoredBrutality: oh hey sup[01:42] BoredBrutality: man you should like mark yourself as away or something[01:42] BoredBrutality: otherwise i'm gonna... you know... try to talk to you[01:44] Mee...
Posted by Ben2 on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:48:00 PST

old man time

my dad is watching this ed sullivan dvd he got out of the library with the beatles on it... he was watching it and talking to me while i was in the kitchen"george must have been seventeen when this wa...
Posted by Ben2 on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:25:00 PST

ants!

fucking ants where the fuck are they coming fromi was on an ant rampage, it was just like straight out of the movie dead alive where the guy has the lawnmowerhe's timid at first but he starts to lose ...
Posted by Ben2 on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

bad week

man what a bad week. it's the kind of bad week where once in a while you're like "alright, things are lookin up" but NO. THEY AREN'T.yeah anyways i just realized that i never wrote about my physical! ...
Posted by Ben2 on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:09:00 PST

huh!

i saw cynthia's poem on the bus today! after three years of lookin out...
Posted by Ben2 on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

ffffuck cars

i failed the fucking driving test again
Posted by Ben2 on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

i feel kinda lame not going to that party tonight

but i have to finish writing my paper tomorrow and i want to be well rested plus its not like i enjoy hanging out with peoplepeople suck!oh also rivers cuomo is 38, WTF...
Posted by Ben2 on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:56:00 PST

arent expired medicines supposed to be potentially harmful?

be careful about taking medicines you might find in my parent’s medicine cabinet. they are all expired.they have a bottle of diarrhea medicine that expired sixteen years ago. i was five years ol...
Posted by Ben2 on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:49:00 PST

i am having a physical soon


Posted by Ben2 on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:20:00 PST