Laura Bones - ProfilesArchive

About Me

))(( forever.
I really like the train journey home and back again, shopping for stationary and walking along walls. Sometimes I hold my arms out like an aeroplane, sometimes I leave them down. You can tell what mood I'm in from that.
I don't believe in horoscopes, but I always read them and think 'ohh, that's really true'. I don't believe in ghosts either.
There are quite a lot of modern things that I think are pretty crap, like The Horrors and email, but I really like electric pencil sharpeners and they're quite modern.
I wish I wore more hats.
Please, please never touch me with your chin.

Recently I have discovered the scariest alleyway in Leeds (maybe even the world), and also that Nu Rave is gay.

My Livejournal is boring.

My Interests

Watching slugs (but only if Beak puts the red lights on), OCDs, White Drum, www.foundmagazine.com, Everyday Lemonade, BBC6 Music, comparing accents/handwriting, David Shrigley, tattoo art, documentary photography, Joanna Lumley, almost being a second year, oxymorons, Kate's tortoises and the day a dog ran into our exam hall.

I'd like to meet:

Jarvis Cocker, Vincent Gallo, Stephen Fry, Woody Allen and Tom Waits. Now there's a dinner party.

Music:

Adele, Pulp, Interpol, Glassjaw, Pixies, Architecture In Helsinki, Sonic Youth, Arab Strap, French Kicks, David Bowie, Yo La Tengo, Oasis, Tracy Chapman, Billy Bragg, Four Tet, Seu Jorge, Do Make Say Think, Tom Waits, Scroobius Pip, Elvis Costello, Jesus And Mary Chain, The Cure, Tears For Fears, Animal Collective, The Housemartins, Bloc Party, CocoRosie, Ian Dury, The Cribs, Vincent Gallo, Iggy Pop, Forward Russia, Wolf Parade, Talking Heads, My Bloody Valentine, Cursive, Wilco, Velvet Underground, The Clash, Adam Green, Lou Reed, White Stripes, Cat Power, The Smiths, Her Space Holiday, Joe Jackson, Kevin Shields, Joy Division, The Postal Service, Belle and Sebastian.

Movies:

When I grow up I'm going to be a cinematographer.

Books:

Rachel Morgan!

Heroes:

"I dont wank as much as I used too. When I was 11 I was going at it like a mad man, but these days its just a few times a week."

My Blog

The day Beak had to wear blue boots to Wat Tyler Park

(This was my favourite, favourite, favourite, favourite, favourite day)the blue bootsWat Tyler ParkBeak, wearing the blue boots, pointing to a sign in Wat Tyler ParkIt took us ages to decide what to d...
Posted by Laura Bones on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:24:00 PST

On Saturday

there was a big fight at the brush and lots of bleeding bouncers were running around, and at one point a bouncer breathed nose blood on my hand.I thought I had told/shown (I didn't wipe it off, for pr...
Posted by Laura Bones on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Four eyes.

Can someone help me invent a(n evil and manipulative) scheme to get glasses, please? Plain glass ones make me feel like a prick.I don't mind being injured. I'm tough.
Posted by Laura Bones on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST

This took me ages.

THESE PEOPLE ARE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.I'm going to miss you! S'alright though, uni is just like a few dozen holidays, ennit.I love you all like ma-ha-had.Ps- I stole a few of these photos, but we ca...
Posted by Laura Bones on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST

V

V Festival was brilliant!I love you, Hylands Park.My weekend was chock'a'block full of lovely friends, lovely strangers, lovely places, lovely noises and lovely substances.This is far, far harder than...
Posted by Laura Bones on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST

Joining in.

Dad gave me a camera, I used it. ...
Posted by Laura Bones on Sun, 28 May 2006 08:38:00 PST

"Your tats are covered like a swimming pool in autumn."

LAST NIGHT WAS FUN.Proof: My house! (Eh?)(What time was that? Half eight? I am an animal.) The Brush!(Y-um! They are mine forever.)(Myspace blog photograph rule 7: Always include arm.)(Moves!)(Robot ...
Posted by Laura Bones on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:33:00 PST

Laura The Explorer, by Silas Walker.

Silas is alright. "Once upon a time there lived a girl of 18 years of age and her name was Laura Smith. Well Laura was an intelligent but stubborn girl and one day she took her stubbornness too far...
Posted by Laura Bones on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST

Quite easily the best week of my life.

I was thinking about Walton today. I can say, without hesitation, that those five days were the best five days in the world. I want to go back, let me go back. Boys, I'll meet you in April. x...
Posted by Laura Bones on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:01:00 PST

CHRISTMAS EVE EVE.

It was my favourite day of the year the other day, I thought I'd show you it. Let us get off to a festive start, cheers! Right, some background. Christmas eve eve was our first significantly ...
Posted by Laura Bones on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:32:00 PST