Me? I like being outside and walking and looking at trees and going 'wow, look at that tree'. I can never settle on whether I'm a size 6 or a size 7 shoe. I can't abide noisy eaters or tea slurpers. I like laughing at tabloid headlines. I love the decor in working mens cafes. The way tiny dogs legs walk amuses me. I like a pub quiz. I miss running home from school to get home in time for Transformers. I still turn my egg shell upside down in my eggcup and bash it with a spoon when I have boiled egg and soldiers. It always feels GREAT. I love kung fu.
I can do an impression of Rab C Nesbitt coined with Elvis Presley that I'm quite proud of. I like magic tricks. I like seeing a badger cross the road at night. I love David Shrigley. I fall over a lot and I'm not very cool. But man, can I make a good
sandwich.
I am a lot like Pootle because I have many hats and am the youngest in my family...
As a child I wanted to be Jessica Fletcher. She wrote books AND solved crime. WOAH. Almost a samurai.
I was never allowed the He-Man Castle because my mum said it was too expensive but I did have the figures. Although I dropped Skeletor down the loo. I later bought another Skeletor in Brighton as an adult but a friends boyfriend broke its arms and legs off in a fit of rage. I decided that I am not meant to have the Skeletor figure.
Sometimes, life tries to talk to you and you just have to listen.
