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♥ Shorti ♥

Some Mistakes Are Too Fun To Only Make Once

About Me

Lets talk about my kids first. They're my sunshine on a cloudy day. Zoey is about a year and a half old. She's the wierdest little girl i've ever seen. Aiden is about 4 months old right now. he's a cute lil guy when he's not screaming at me, but its getting better he isn't as colicky now and he laughs at me all the time... i guess I'm funny lookin or somethingNow lets talk about my friends. i love em like a fat ass loves cake and cookies and chips and stuff. i'd be so fucking lost without my mother fuckers.Now onto less important things: My favorite word is fuck and i use it quite often. I curse like a sailor. my favorite food is corn dogs. but they make me feel icky if i eat too many....my favorite color is rainbow...(fuck you! it IS a color)i don't have a favorite band and you can't label what kind of person i am... i like tye dye and listen to punk... i don't like country singers or the songs for that matter, butsome make me cry. i like hippies and their music but i don't like to smoke pot.
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beer pong, guitar, whatever....
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Music:

Music isn't my life, music doesn't make me wanna drive fast or hit things or dance. but music makes me cry. i'm not emo... definately not....but play me a song from my childhood, from last summer, from the last time i saw my friends alive, from when my kids were born, and I'll give you the waterworks....i have an open mind and i listen to anything that sounds good at the time....nothing in particular.... anything that brings back memories....I LOVE MY BROTHER! HE KICKS ASS!...LITERALLY!

Movies:

Donnnie Darko, butterfly effect, Wizard of Oz, 10 things i hate about you, beetlejuice ,rocky horror, son in law, High Tension, curious buddies- at the park (my daughter's awesome movie)Xmen (all three of them) Bubble Boy

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Inked, Dog the Bounty Hunter, A Baby story (only becuase i have kids) and Of course, all of my kids' cartoons... Wonder Pets, Dora, Diego, Blues Clues, Spongebob, and whatever else they watch!

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Heroes:

my children, my mother, latrisha, misty, and my brother

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LETS SAY IT TOGETHER NOW...SHAY'S A RETARD

I've had the most rude awakening ever...I AM NOT A COMPUTER GENIUS! see one day last month i made a rash decision....coming to the conclusion that i was some computer genius i devised a wonderful plan...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

Loves of Mine.....Why Are You So Sickly?

Well... i haven't even mentioned my kids for the longest time. so I'll update real fast on them. Zoey is one anda half going on 15. She ?s to shop. and she loves clothes. she'll grab clothes out of he...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

sorry

sorry i'm never on. i'm in the process of moving to ferdinand........woo hoo, i think. anways, give me a month or so and i might be back on... and to all the ppl that keep calling me... sorry. phones ...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

motherfucking moving

ok yeah. so I'm packing up and moving again it will be the 15th time in two years... hopefully it will be my home for at least a year or two... i can't seem to stay in one place for more than like a f...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Random shit... i guess

ok so I'm posting another blog to update everyone on whatever. lol anyhow, right about now I'm like 22 or 23 wks pregnant. i'll be getting induced when i hit 37 wks....its not that far away... before ...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:42:00 PST

Soo.... i know what I'm having now!

well guys, its a boy! woohoo ! congrats to Kim, Nessa, and Misty for guessing right! lol I'll be leaving you guys comments of some sort everyday from october 18th to November 18th! hahaha this is gonn...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:43:00 PST

I'm a 90's kid

You're a 90's kid if:You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.AAAAAAAH real monsters.You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!You just cant res...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

I can't wait!

So as you all know, I'm pregnant. Woo-freakin-hoo, right? lol anyhow. Today i have a doctors appointment  and he is going to schedule my ultrasound to find out what I'm having! I can't wait! yay!...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

sickness in my nose i think

god this blows.... me, my fiance, and my daughter are all sick as hell.... my head is pounding and i'm afraid to go to sleep because Zo can barely breathe.... man....i want my mommy....
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST

WONDERFUCKINGFUL

wonderfuckingful is right... this girl is pregnant again not sure how it happened.... ok i mean i know how it happenend, but I'm just really suprised... just as supprised as all of you i bet... its n...
Posted by ♥ Shorti ♥ on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:07:00 PST