"And Hope's Shadow's Shape May Change Like Names, But Doing What You Want Will Never Pay Well."
"There Is No Certainty, Only Opportunity." -V, V for Vendetta.
"The Shit You Hear About Me Might Be True… But Then Again, It Could Be As Fake As The Bitch That Told You." -Lil Wayne.
"People Are More Impressed With Our Power By Example, Not Our Example Of Power." -Barack Obama.
"I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby." - Sadie, from the movie Knocked Up explaining where babies come from.
"I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me." -Woody Allen.
"Elections Are About Fucking Your Enemies. Winning Is About Fucking Your Friends." -James Cariville, 1992.
"Give Me A Place To Stand And I’ll Move The Earth." -Archimedes.
"I Can Win A Race On Sunday, And Go Home And Feed The Cows On Monday." -Dale Earnhardt.
"There Is Some Shit I Won’t Eat- Unless They Pay Me To Eat It On TV In Prime Time." -Walt Disney.
"McCain? McCant Lead The Nation? McCant Let His VP Nominee Talk To The Media? McFAIL." -Samuel Rice.
"Faith Is Being Sure Of What We Hope For And Certain Of What We Do Not See." -Hebrews 11:1.
"For Those Who Believe In God, Most Of The Big Questions Are Answered. But For Those Of Us Who Can’t Readily Accept The God Formula, The Big Answers Don’t Remain Stone-Written. We Adjust To The New Conditions And Discoveries. We Are Pliable. Love Need Not Be A Command Or Faith A Dictum. I Am My Own God. We Are Here To Unlearn The Teachings Of The Church, State, And Our Educational System. We Are Here To Drink Beer. We Are Here To Kill War. We Are Here To Laugh At The Odds And Live Our Lives So Well That Death Will Tremble To Take Us." -Charles Bukowski.
"Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!" -Woody Allen.
"If You Try It, You Will Be Lonely Often, And Sometimes Frightened. But No Price Is Too High To Pay For The Privilege Of Owning Yourself." -Nietzsche.
"Everyday I'm Hustlin'." -Rick Ross.
"I'm Not A Drinker — My Body Will Not Tolerate Spirits. I Had Two Martinis On New Year’s Eve And I Tried To Hijack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba." -Woody Allen.
Change is the only constant.
All or nothing, preferably; something solid, something grounding.
Rule #30: When you're waiting, you end up waiting on nothing.
Rule #19: Learn how to say no, but don't be scared to say yes.