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Tom

If it's phallic, you've met me already

About Me

i'm at Uni in sunny sandy Bournemouth, just in my final year so i thought it'd be 'woohoo party time for the next 10 months' turns out its more like 'dissertation dissertation fucking dissertation'. I like drinking cheap cider, going to cool places with my girlfriend Kim, and doing anything other than sitting around in my tiny crappy little hometown. I love riding my BMX and Mountainbike, I like DJ'ing whenever I can or if i'm getting ready for a night out (always gets me in the mood) and i love getting wrecked. I hate work, just wanna live at uni forever, so when its all over think i might have to put work off a bit longer and go travelling or something, who knows?

My Interests

BMX/MTB, DJing, music, people, money

I'd like to meet:

These kids, so i can punch them in the face and tell them to sort their lives out. Introducing 'The Kersal Massive'
Oh and this guy...

Music:

Anything and everything... honestly. But heres a run down of the stuff I have on my computer or in the rack next to me: Mark B and Blade - Blak Twang - Phi Life Cypher - Blur - Basement Jaxx - De La Soul - Roni Size - Gorillaz - Leftfield - Jamiroquai - N*E*R*D - Oasis - Andy C - Fabolous - Adam F - Mike Jones - Lo Fidelity Allstars - Mylo - Les Rythems Digitales - NOFX - Grandaddy - Fugees - The Brand New Heavies - Mad Caddies - The Prodigy - Chris Rea - The Kinks - Dialated Peoples - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Daft Punk - Disturbed - System Of A Down - High Contrast - Pendulum - Clipse - Rodney P - 213 - Kelis - Lost Prophets - Cyantific - Ferry Corsten - and a plethora of Trance DJ's too many to name. The list is pretty endless....

Movies:

Donnie Brasco, Fight Club, The Ladies Man, Kevin and Perry Go Large, Napoleon Dynamite, BMX Bandits, Donnie Darko, The Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, Football Factory, Clerks, The Rules of Attraction...

Television:

it's all about Neighbours, obviously.

Books:

The Beach by Alex Garland, and any book by Carl Haaisen

Heroes:

Fuck heroes, watch this instead